Get woken up 3 hours later by annoyed Wife, Son, dog and two cats.
Promise to get up, then fall promptly asleep again.
Get woken up by perterbed family.
Sit up in bed to prove that I'm getting up, and start to stretch showing that I"m just working out the kinks.
Fall promtly asleep 3 seconds after they leave to room.
Get jumped on by someone in the family. This wakes me up enough that I stumble out of bed and put on the bathrobe inside out.
Stumble into kitchen and pour a cup of coffee partly on the counter, then fill the cup. Lazily wipe up the mess.
Fall onto couch and watch Spongebob with son while wife finishes getting ready for work.
Listen to instructions wife gives. There's always something to remember. I get a 25% success rate with this.
Fall asleep halfway through Spongebob.
Son wakes me up 10 minutes later wanting to watch a different show. Put on different show and snooze through it, occasionally waking for a sip of rapidly cooling coffee.
Wake up to dog staring intently at me. We silently communicate to one another (Walk me No. Walk me Not yet. Walk me Later....etc)
Son rouses me from daze wanting to play with lego or dinosaurs. Guzzle remaining coffee and have a second cup saying I have stuff to do first. Get dressed & find the will to walk the dog. Less tiring. Check forum after return from walk.
Find I'm now able to mostly function, but with plans for an afternoon nap.
6:30am Hit the time clock and "end work"
6:45am Park the car and run inside to make coffee and log into STO.
Noon thirty: Read a chapter of Stone of Tears or whatever book I'm on then pass out until someone
calls me to wake up to hang out or go online, hehe.
Ruthlessly mock management, mostly to their faces while heading for the time clock.
Clock out, buy munchies and a drink.
Get in car. Usually remember that I left my keys in my locker.
Grab keys, make it back out to car.
Immediately turn radio to classic rock station, if it isn't there already.
(Addendum: if it isn't there already, find out who has been driving my car and kill them.)
Head home, usually while eating aforementioned munchies and singing along with the classic rock station.
Take a shower once I make it home, around 7:30 in the morning.
Pass out in front of computer.
Drag happy ass to bed around 11 or 12 in the afternoon.
Woke up late due to less marathon than Corban's but still long STO session last night.
Take dog for a walk.
Prepare breakfast while also cleaning up from last night's dinner
Eat breakfast while watching an old MST3K on Netflix (used to watch it Saturday mornings when it was on SciFi and it always seemed to fit my day so I started again a couple months ago due to the miracle of Nryflix streaming.)
Alarm goes off
Get playfully attacked by rabbit
Put on teapot
Drink glass of juice while tea is brewing
Drink Tea and Eat cup of yogurt while reading news
Get changed into workout clothes
Morning workout. Starts with some stretching, then some jogging, then curling, then go through a basic sword drill, then more stretching
Get dressed into day outfit
Play with rabbit a wee bit and drink some more tea before leaving for school