a) This promotional voucher may only be redeemed at any retirement home near you.
b) Limit one promotional voucher per person, per offer and one promotional voucher per order.
c) Dentures and zimerframes acquired during lap dance must be returned.
c) Please note that a minimum purchase value may apply which is exclusive of postage and packing.
d) Promotional vouchers cannot be used to pay for anything.
e) Additional services may not be solicited from lap dancers in conjunction with this voucher.
f) Promotional vouchers cannot be used retrospectively, ie applied to orders already placed with us.
g) Please refer to your promotional voucher for the expiry date and any additional offer restrictions.
h) Hip displacement, angina, bowel disfunction, hearing loss, irratibility and narcolepsy maybe displayed by dancers.
i) This promotional voucher has a cash value of GBP 0.001 and is not transferable or assignable.