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# 111
05-02-2010, 09:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tripp_Hazzard
It's Saturday afternoon on a holiday weekend, your cable box just malfunctioned and all you can get is the 72-hour Scooby Doo marathon on Boomerang. Customer Service can't fix it remotely, and they can't send a tech until Tuesday.

Got any Scooby Snax?
Just as long as Scrappy isn't in there, I would be ok.
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# 112
05-03-2010, 02:39 AM
I've got a new one....your computer crashes just as eyou get a week off work and can't be repaired until the day before work.
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# 113
05-03-2010, 07:23 AM
It's 6:00 in the morning, you haven't even had your coffee yet, and you're vacuuming the living room carpet because your cat decided she does like Boston Market cornbread, after all.
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# 114
05-03-2010, 07:26 AM
the worst thing that could happen is that your cat not only likes the corn bread, but it doesn't like her, and it decides to be regurgitated on your bed, in your shoes, and on your last day's worth of work clothes.
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# 115
05-03-2010, 05:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jshign
the worst thing that could happen is that your cat not only likes the corn bread, but it doesn't like her, and it decides to be regurgitated on your bed, in your shoes, and on your last day's worth of work clothes.
Ew. I fold.
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# 116
05-03-2010, 05:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tripp_Hazzard
Ew. I fold.
I've owned cats since I was 15. I know how bad things can be.
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# 117
05-04-2010, 07:13 AM
being a man, finding yourself strapped to a table, Jshign kneeling on your chest, saying she's going to shave you. completely all over.
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# 118
05-04-2010, 08:30 AM
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Originally Posted by MGDawson View Post
being a man, finding yourself strapped to a table, Jshign kneeling on your chest holding a rusty straight razor, saying she's going to shave you. completely all over.
fixed for you.
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# 119
05-04-2010, 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted by MGDawson View Post
being a man, finding yourself strapped to a table, Jshign kneeling on your chest, saying she's going to shave you. completely all over.
No, actually, there's worse, MUCH worse for a guy.... Hey, where's the wicked grin emote?

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fixed for you.
Well, maybe not fixed for him.....but along those lines.
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# 120
05-04-2010, 08:47 AM
Sacred could shave off his beard.
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