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# 121
05-04-2010, 12:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jshign
I've owned cats since I was 15. I know how bad things can be.
I've lived with/been owned by cats all my life. I was just trying not to go there.

There are few things worse than finding a regurgitated hairball with your toes. Your bare toes.
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# 122
05-04-2010, 12:27 PM
Waking up in a room with Rosie O'Donnell naked. With your manhood caught in some sort of Chinese finger puzzle, connected to Richard Simmons in the same manner. Then she decides to free you, but all she has to free you with is a rusty cheese grater. Then the earthquake starts.
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# 123
05-04-2010, 12:30 PM
Being forced to watch a 24 hour "Birdemic" marathon with a group of people who don't get it.
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# 124
05-04-2010, 12:36 PM
you wake up in between Roseanne Barr and John Goodman *gags*
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# 125
05-04-2010, 12:38 PM
And neither have clothes on...
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# 126
05-04-2010, 12:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by VoratusAlpha
And neither have clothes on...
and the waterbed broke, so both are wet.
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# 127
05-15-2010, 10:20 PM
Then Jarred come in ad says only five dollar foot long, long time
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# 128
05-15-2010, 10:38 PM
Then your mother comes in and expresses her disappointment over your 'lifestyle' 'choice'.
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# 129
05-16-2010, 08:34 AM
And your father walks in and expresses extreme enthusiasm with that same 'choice' and wants to talk intimate details.
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# 130
05-17-2010, 06:51 AM
And then your father, Roseanne Barr and John Goodman head off into a room on their own, and moaning is heard.
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