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# 131
05-19-2010, 04:42 AM
then your dad comes back in and asks you to follow him and bring lube and a camera
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# 132
05-19-2010, 04:45 AM
and then i sez "thats what she said"
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# 133
05-19-2010, 07:46 AM
Then it turns out that by some strange circumstance, Roseanne Barr is your actual mother and John Goodman is your actual father.
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# 134
05-19-2010, 08:15 AM
And then it turns out that your actually a test tube baby, and a random convergence of their genes.
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# 135
05-19-2010, 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by MGDawson View Post
And then it turns out that your actually a test tube baby, and a random convergence of their genes.
Worse yet, the scientists also created an evil twin of you for no reason at all. And he is after you.
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# 136
05-19-2010, 01:33 PM
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Worse yet, the scientists also created an evil twin of you for no reason at all. And he is after you.
Not only that, but he's one of twenty-six different yous, all from different universes, and he's killing them off one by one to make himself more powerful, and you have to face him with your kung fu or he'll kill you too.
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# 137
05-19-2010, 02:10 PM
... and you don't know kung fu.
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# 138
05-20-2010, 12:52 AM
And the evil counterpart is a cyborg with the strength to break a bar of gold.
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# 139
05-20-2010, 01:22 AM
And he is also a lot more handsome then you.
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# 140
05-20-2010, 01:57 AM
and somehow, YOUR the ******* twin
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