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# 11
04-27-2010, 12:20 PM
Interesting how Cappy hasn't had anything to say about this, could get dangerous
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# 12
04-27-2010, 12:33 PM
Methinks she's rearing back for a big swing. I however, and taking a transwarp conduit for the Delta Quadrant. I think I will still feel it, though.
I'll suggest that a 300 ton Piledriver may not be big enough.
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# 13
04-27-2010, 12:35 PM
the mallet exists out side of space time

it can not get old or damaged. it has always existed, it will always exist
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# 14
04-27-2010, 01:00 PM
And let's not forget that it's Dimensionally transcendental, which means it weighs more on the inside than it does on the outside..

huh?

What the heck did I just say?
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# 15
04-27-2010, 01:06 PM
we could upgrade it to be a Gravity Hammer! More bang for your swing! And you get a nice squish when the victim is impounded by 7000 atmospheres of gravity!
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# 16
04-27-2010, 01:09 PM
Maybe we could just paint flames on the side...or racing stripes.
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# 17
04-27-2010, 01:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MycroftHolmes View Post
Okay, so the mallet is getting pretty beat up by this point. If we are to decide what will replace Cappy's mallet, What are we willing to replace it with?
The mallet is not ours to replace. It is a concept that is held dear in the heart... granted, a painful concept...with blunt edges...and blood stains...
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# 18
04-27-2010, 01:14 PM
we could put nukes on the end!
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# 19
04-27-2010, 01:14 PM
What we need is a breed of atomic powered super mallets!
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# 20
04-27-2010, 03:09 PM
Personally, I think she should upgrade to a maul.

But I gotta admit that "Oh, yeah? MAUL!" doesn't have the same ring as "Oh, yeah? MALLET!"
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