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Lt. Commander
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I am so sick of the doom and gloom posts in the general forums so I am looking to find a new home here in 10f, I have the required materials, including cake!
Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
# 2
05-01-2010, 09:43 PM
dang..what was the official greeting again?

HI yes if you're suitably off your rocker you may roost here
Lt. Commander
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# 3
05-01-2010, 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Ornithorhynchus
dang..what was the official greeting again?

HI yes if you're suitably off your rocker you may roost here
This what you were looking for?

Welcome to Ten Forward, please leave any remaining sanity at the door for it is not welcome here. Leaving your intelligence there is optional but recommended since it usually doesn't last long in here. Also be cautious when browsing the other forums for they are a festering pit of hatred and bigotry.
Lt. Commander
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# 4
05-01-2010, 10:04 PM
Of course you can but we have a few rules....
1.) You have to ogle pictures of the women if you are a dude...sorry its in the handbook.
2.) You have to bring cake, pie or another tasty dish.
3.) You have to allow yourself to be ridiculed and not get too mad.
4.) You are not allowed to under any circumstances be mean to Tessa Holly.
5.) You have to demand that the folks from the U.K. record and later sing this song....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHZJej98_T0

if you think you can follow those rules then welcome to the club.
Lt. Commander
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# 5
05-01-2010, 10:37 PM
Yeah, he looks cool. Let him in.

Now, what kind of cake is it. And yes, there is a correct answer.
Lt. Commander
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# 6
05-01-2010, 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted by sacerd View Post
Of course you can but we have a few rules....
1.) You have to ogle pictures of the women if you are a dude...sorry its in the handbook.
2.) You have to bring cake, pie or another tasty dish.
3.) You have to allow yourself to be ridiculed and not get too mad.
4.) You are not allowed to under any circumstances be mean to Tessa Holly.
5.) You have to demand that the folks from the U.K. record and later sing this song....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHZJej98_T0

if you think you can follow those rules then welcome to the club.
Oh god I totally forgot about that song... ah Smokey and The Bandit. The good ol days.
Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
# 7
05-01-2010, 11:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sacerd View Post
Of course you can but we have a few rules....
1.) You have to ogle pictures of the women if you are a dude...sorry its in the handbook.
2.) You have to bring cake, pie or another tasty dish.
3.) You have to allow yourself to be ridiculed and not get too mad.
4.) You are not allowed to under any circumstances be mean to Tessa Holly.
5.) You have to demand that the folks from the U.K. record and later sing this song....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHZJej98_T0

if you think you can follow those rules then welcome to the club.
You forgot a few rules...
6.) If you are a dude, you are strongly encouraged to have a beard, though it is not required. Should you have a beard, you are then required to rub it on EricaJ at least once.
7.) You are required to assist in keeping the Tessa Holly Smile, Platypus, LilRaveGirl and Capulet fan threads on page one as much as possible.
Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
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# 8
05-02-2010, 12:28 AM
Forgot one.

8) You are also required to learn and perform this dance.
Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
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# 9
05-02-2010, 12:49 AM
There are several more that you must follow to the letter

1) fear the mallet
2) understand the history and rules of the beard wars
3) dont stand near any cliffs
4) dont steal my cookies
5) respect the facepalm
6) dont talk about fight club
7) do not mention that which can not be mentioned
8) dont talk about fight club
9) if your a guys you must ALWAYS oogle the women
10) if your a guy you must NEVER oogle the women
11) if your a girl oggling is optional


failure to comply with these rules will result in immediate death followed by a stern talking to

Welcome to Ten Forward :p
Lt. Commander
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# 10
05-02-2010, 01:49 AM
Don't forget the golden rule.

*Thinks*

I'll get back to you on that.
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