Lt. Commander
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# 91
07-01-2010, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Capulet View Post
meh i was going off 20 some odd years old memories without google life support. bite me.
Hey, working with 20 year old memories is certainly better than the kids going off Hollywood recipes these days... out in their backyards, mixing gasoline and orange juice concentrate, wondering why it won't make anything other than the world's worst screwdriver...

For the ignorant, Fight Club originally contained both the proper recipe for napalm and the proper recipe for dynamite. They had to change it so that their audience wouldn't go out and make napalm and dynamite. What you see in this movie are two recipes that will make nothing more than crappy tasting orange juice and melted fat, respectively.

Napalm is made by jellying gasoline - the easiest way to do this is to dissolve styrofoam in gasoline until it won't dissolve anymore. It's really that simple.

Dynamite is a bit more complex - and much more complex than Tyler Durden makes it seem.

If you ask me, they were right to change the recipes before the movie was released - look at all the kids starting their own fight clubs these days.
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# 92
07-01-2010, 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by SaintHazard View Post
AUGH! Dude! If you're going to wear a greatcoat, for frak's sake, wear something underneath it!

Ugh.

That image is going to take forever to scrub off my brain.
<Opens greatcoat all the way and runs down the street.> "FOR THE EMPEROR!!!"

Muah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha....ooh, it's chilly out. Yipes, shrikage! <Closes greatcoat....until next time!>
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# 93
07-01-2010, 02:09 PM
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Originally Posted by P.R.O.P.H.E.T.
<Opens greatcoat all the way and runs down the street.> "FOR THE EMPEROR!!!"

Muah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha....ooh, it's chilly out. Yipes, shrikage! <Closes greatcoat....until next time!>
AHAHAHAHA *flops over and rolls on the floor laughing hysterically*
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# 94
07-01-2010, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by P.R.O.P.H.E.T.
<Opens greatcoat all the way and runs down the street.> "FOR THE EMPEROR!!!"

Muah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha....ooh, it's chilly out. Yipes, shrikage! <Closes greatcoat....until next time!>
...huh. So that's what the Commissar uses to discipline his men.

No wonder he has to resort to shooting them...
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# 95
07-02-2010, 12:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Capulet View Post
AHAHAHAHA *flops over and rolls on the floor laughing hysterically*
Breathe, Cappy! Breathe!

*Cappy's face turns greeny/blue from lack of oxygen*
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# 96
07-02-2010, 01:51 AM
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Originally Posted by P.R.O.P.H.E.T.
<Opens greatcoat all the way and runs down the street.> "FOR THE EMPEROR!!!"

Muah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha....ooh, it's chilly out. Yipes, shrikage! <Closes greatcoat....until next time!>
Man, the things people do these days.

*Shakes his head. Then continues doing naked jello wrestling with department store mannaquins.*
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