Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
# 11
05-24-2010, 11:54 AM
as extra backup i have poured my baldness and my tea, earl grey, hot, into a master ring and distributed the rings of mid level power to seven animie avatars, 3 bunnies and 9 to the giant robots,

robots who are so easily corrupted by there power....
Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
# 12
05-24-2010, 11:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SaintHazard View Post
And always remember to amend a wish for eternal life with a similar wish for a really high pain threshold.

Eternal youth and Indestructibility > Eternal life.
Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
# 13
05-24-2010, 11:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain_Revo
as extra backup i have poured my baldness and my tea, early grey, hot, into a master ring and distributed the rings of mid level power to seven animie avatars, 3 bunnies and 9 to the giant robots,

robots who are so easily corrupted by there power....
Meh, take master ring, shove into Hellforge and/or alternate Arsehole of the Earth, job done.

You're bad at this whole "immortality" thing.
Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
# 14
05-24-2010, 11:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SaintHazard View Post
Meh, take master ring, shove into Hellforge and/or alternate Arsehole of the Earth, job done.

You're bad at this whole "immortality" thing.
*laughs manically as the ring thing was just a telemarketing scam to con you out of your travel expenses.*
Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
# 15
05-24-2010, 11:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain_Revo
*laughs manically as the ring thing was just a telemarketing scam to con you out of your travel expenses.*
Now that is cunning right there.
Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
# 16
05-24-2010, 12:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain_Revo
as extra backup i have poured my baldness and my tea, earl grey, hot, into a master ring and distributed the rings of mid level power to seven animie avatars, 3 bunnies and 9 to the giant robots,

robots who are so easily corrupted by there power....
All it would take is one particularly brave and plucky little Tellarite, along with his argumentative gardener, to completely topple your ring based power empire.


Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain_Revo
*laughs manically as the ring thing was just a telemarketing scam to con you out of your travel expenses.*
I guess it's a good thing I didn't go along with that plucky little Tellarite. And his "Group of People who would rather walk to a Volcano than fly on Eagles."
Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
# 17
05-24-2010, 12:02 PM
I personally would put my ring of power into my bank's safe deposit box.

Now the heroes cannot get to it without violating the eternal laws of the bank, thereby branding themselves as evil! Mwhahaha!
Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
# 18
05-24-2010, 12:09 PM
I would take the ring of power to the top of a mountain. Then I'd try to decide what to do next.

I never plan very far ahead.
Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
# 19
05-24-2010, 12:11 PM
I would stick my ring of power in the one place the heroes would never look.

That's right.

Because even Frodo would never cavity search Sauron.
Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
# 20
05-24-2010, 12:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SaintHazard View Post
I would stick my ring of power in the one place the heroes would never look.

That's right.

Because even Frodo would never cavity search Sauron.
But wouldn't someone like the Punisher do it?

And heck with heroes, what about other villains?

I mean, I can see Gollum really "getting into" such an act... :p
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 01:50 PM.