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# 1 Borg Trees
06-12-2010, 12:03 PM
So the Borg assimilated a tree. I decided to name it Arborus of Borg.

So what else will the Borg assimilate?
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# 2
06-12-2010, 12:04 PM
*falls off bed from laughing*

Wonder if they've ever assimilated a toliet?
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# 3
06-12-2010, 12:08 PM
Perhaps a platypus? Or maybe a SCHOOLBUS?!
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# 4
06-12-2010, 12:12 PM
Oooo.... Assimilated school bus. Imagine the looks on kids faces if that'd come to pick them up
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# 5
06-12-2010, 12:27 PM
We are the borg. Gather your books and prepare to board the bus. You WILL go to school. Resistance is futile... :p
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# 6
06-12-2010, 12:31 PM
Hey....hey....hey now...

We assimilate all life. Even if its a tree...or a tribble or even your grandma...
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# 7
06-12-2010, 12:35 PM
cockroach of borg....


first for lame pun.
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# 8
06-12-2010, 12:42 PM
Would the Borg bother assimimulating fish ?

Maybe they need fishtanks to :p
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# 9
06-12-2010, 12:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by xXLocutusXx
Hey....hey....hey now...

We assimilate all life. Even if its a tree...or a tribble or even your grandma...
This opens the door for so any assimilated yo momma jokes.
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# 10
06-12-2010, 12:52 PM
On those same planets you can find assimilated grass, dirt and rocks.

If it goes down to even dirt... then they sky is the limit *slaps self BAD PUN!*

But seriously I want an assimilated moose and squirrel.
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