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# 21
02-24-2011, 10:00 AM
This isn't information retrieval! THIS ISN'T INFORMATION RETRIEVAL! ARE YOU INSANE!?
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# 22
02-24-2011, 10:08 AM
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So what else will the Borg assimilate?
Blendtec is proud to introduce their latest video series:

Will it Assimilate?
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# 23
02-24-2011, 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Drakkos
Blendtec is proud to introduce their latest video series:

Will it Assimilate?
I can see the video where they try to assimilate Chuck Norris"

"Will it Assinilate, that is the question."

"Today we will be attempting to Assiimilate Chuck Norris."

*Actions shots of Borg cubes and Chuck Norris fighting. Borg cubes explode*

"Borg cube fumes, don't breathe this."

Banner, ending scene: Assimilating Chuck Norris is Futile!
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# 24
02-24-2011, 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by mizarone View Post
I can see the video where they try to assimilate Chuck Norris"

"Will it Assinilate, that is the question."

"Today we will be attempting to Assiimilate Chuck Norris."

*Actions shots of Borg cubes and Chuck Norris fighting. Borg cubes explode*

"Borg cube fumes, don't breathe this."

Banner, ending scene: Assimilating Chuck Norris is Futile!
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris assimilate Borg!

(Yes, you want to continue necroing threads, I'm going to make Yakov Smirnoff jokes.)
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# 25
02-24-2011, 11:04 AM
Do Borg ever assimilate other Borg?
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# 26
02-24-2011, 12:06 PM
Apparently they assimilate old forum topics too.

I dub this thread: Necro of Borg
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# 27
02-24-2011, 04:47 PM
I want an assimilated dog or cat
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# 28
02-24-2011, 05:20 PM
Imagine if in the Enterprise episode "Regeneration" if the Borg Assimilated a Polar Bear.

Think about it.

Mr. Bitey of Borg
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# 29
02-24-2011, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by P.R.O.P.H.E.T.
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris assimilate Borg!

(Yes, you want to continue necroing threads, I'm going to make Yakov Smirnoff jokes.)
Knew that would happen eventually.

Unfortunately, Chuck Norris was not available for combat, as he was too busy being stabbed in the ******* trachea by Ezio Audditore da Ferienze, who is yes, also better than Bruce Lee or whatever his name is. Ezio is also now officially more awesome than the Master Cheif and the Arbiter... but not Jhonson!

Jhonson is the Lord-Soverign of all fictional characters! Bow down befoer his bad***ness!
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# 30
02-24-2011, 06:23 PM
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Do Borg ever assimilate other Borg?
Bom-Chicka-Wow-Wow?
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