(Yes, you want to continue necroing threads, I'm going to make Yakov Smirnoff jokes.)
Knew that would happen eventually.
Unfortunately, Chuck Norris was not available for combat, as he was too busy being stabbed in the ******* trachea by Ezio Audditore da Ferienze, who is yes, also better than Bruce Lee or whatever his name is. Ezio is also now officially more awesome than the Master Cheif and the Arbiter... but not Jhonson!
Jhonson is the Lord-Soverign of all fictional characters! Bow down befoer his bad***ness!