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# 1 7 times
07-06-2010, 01:33 AM
7 times! Just declare me lord of postopia already!!!
Anyway Time for a bad jokes thread.
They can be anything from corny to dark. Just please
1: No raceism
2: No "Blue" Humour I.E. no FIlthy sex jokes (Think of the children)

I'll start.
Q: What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?




A:Homeless
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# 2
07-06-2010, 01:34 AM
Q. What do you call someone who doesn't post in 10F.

A. a troll or whiner.
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# 3
07-06-2010, 01:47 AM
Q Whats the Difference between Marriage and Divorce



A:Half your stuff......
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# 4
07-06-2010, 02:08 AM
Here's a long one.

A well dressed woman enters a New York bank, and asks for a $5000 loan for when she goes on holiday. As they fill in the forms, the banker asks her for a garuntee, in case she fails to pay the loan. So she hands him the keys to her Bentley outside, which he is astonished by, but accepts. He gets an assistant to park it in the garage, and they sign off all the paperwork.

She then returns from holiday, and goes to the bank, and pay back the loan with the interest, approximately $13. The banker has been bugged about why she would leave her expensive car as collateral. She turns round, and says "where would you know that you can park your car in New York for a week for $13?"
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# 5
07-06-2010, 02:11 AM
Lol I can see how she got that bently

Q:What are the three circles of marriage?

A:Engagement ring, wedding ring, Suffering
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# 6
07-06-2010, 02:13 AM
Q. Why is a cat more stable than a dog?

A. 4-leg drive.
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# 7
07-06-2010, 07:31 AM
Q: What's the difference between a jet engine and a fighter pilot?

A: A jet engine will stop whining when you shut the plane down.
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# 8
07-06-2010, 09:35 AM
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# 9
07-06-2010, 10:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Broken_Spade
Q: What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?




A:Homeless
We all love musician jokes!

Q: What do you call a lazy, good for nothing want to be that hangs around with musicians?

A: A drummer!

(Ouch! Stop flinging those drumsticks at me - they really hurt!)

And for all you fans of really old jokes;

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?"

For all you blondes out there;

Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?

A. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes

And last, by no means least a ST joke;

Q: Why was Star Trek so successful?

A: It had at least one good Gene!
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# 10
07-06-2010, 10:03 AM
Q. How do you keep a blond busy for hours?

A. Write "Turn Over" on both sides of a piece of paper and ask her to read it.
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