7 times! Just declare me lord of postopia already!!!
Anyway Time for a bad jokes thread.
They can be anything from corny to dark. Just please
1: No raceism
2: No "Blue" Humour I.E. no FIlthy sex jokes (Think of the children)
Q: What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?
A well dressed woman enters a New York bank, and asks for a $5000 loan for when she goes on holiday. As they fill in the forms, the banker asks her for a garuntee, in case she fails to pay the loan. So she hands him the keys to her Bentley outside, which he is astonished by, but accepts. He gets an assistant to park it in the garage, and they sign off all the paperwork.
She then returns from holiday, and goes to the bank, and pay back the loan with the interest, approximately $13. The banker has been bugged about why she would leave her expensive car as collateral. She turns round, and says "where would you know that you can park your car in New York for a week for $13?"