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# 11
07-06-2010, 10:11 AM
Q. How did the mathemitician overcome constipation?




A. They worked it out with a pencil.
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# 12
07-06-2010, 08:04 PM
>.< OMG thats bad!
Q: What do fighter pilots use for contriception?



A:thier personalities
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# 13
07-06-2010, 08:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Broken_Spade
Q: What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?




A:Homeless
What's the best way to confuse a drummer?
Put a sheet of music in front of him.

Hey, did you hear about the drummer who finished high school?
Me either.

How do you get a drummer off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
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# 14
07-06-2010, 11:08 PM
Q: What do you call a drummer with out any groupies?

A: All of them!
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# 15
07-13-2010, 06:45 PM
Q: Whats the difference between Heath Ledger and Heath Ledger jokes?

A: Heath Ledger jokes... can get old. ZING!
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