beam and bolt weapons aimed at me? blocked and deflected!
bat'leths? lolz /cut /cleave
Justin Bieber's music? crap, I'm defenseless... the pain, the agony!
Good thing the bolter fires in four round bursts. Try dodging four supersonic shells at once Mister Jedi. And your mind tricks are useless. We have the faith in the Emperor and he shall protect us from the foul psyker. And when we catch you, you shalt be burned as the witch you are.