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# 21
07-12-2010, 09:11 AM
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Originally Posted by SaintHazard View Post
Join Team Purgation.

We have flamethrowers.

(And cookies.)
But Team Alucard uses anti-tank guns as sniper rifles.

And Team Major has the most evil speech in the history on mankind.

And Team Rip van Winkle has an aircraft carrier. But like real aircraft carriers they are constantly repainting it. However their 'paint' is actually blood. And they get a cool catchphrase. "Tinker, tailor, soldier, sailor, my bullet punishes all without distinction."
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# 22
07-12-2010, 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Ravenstein View Post
But Team Alucard uses anti-tank guns as sniper rifles.

And Team Major has the most evil speech in the history on mankind.

And Team Rip van Winkle has an aircraft carrier. But like real aircraft carriers they are constantly repainting it. However their 'paint' is actually blood.
Blood makes a very poor adhesive.

Scorched flesh and melted fat, however...

*hands Raven a flamethrower*

Don't worry, you won't regret this decision.

Team Purgation, onward!
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# 23
07-12-2010, 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted by SaintHazard View Post
Blood makes a very poor adhesive.

Scorched flesh and melted fat, however...

*hands Raven a flamethrower*

Don't worry, you won't regret this decision.

Team Purgation, onward!
*Looks around to make sure no one is looking, and see's that everybody is. Opens a container of craft sparkles and tosses it at Hazard.*

Oh my god! He's one of them!

*Flames Hazard....and then flames some more...and then flames some more.*

Whew. Close one.
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# 24
07-12-2010, 09:14 AM
flesh? meh. brains are zombie batteries. You want to improve these watered down flesh fantasy "vampire" movies turned soaps? Throw a swarm of Dawn of the Dead reboot zombies in and enjoy the carnage.
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# 25
07-12-2010, 09:17 AM
AAAUUUUUUUUGGHHHH

AAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGHHHHH


AAAAAAAUUUUGGGHHHHH

AAUUGGHHHHH

AAAAUUUUUGGGHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAUUUGGGHHHH!!!

It burns!

AUUUUGGHH!
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# 26
07-12-2010, 09:36 AM
Team Wade has Deadpool.
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# 27
07-12-2010, 09:39 AM
Team Purgation now has Kentucky Fried Hazard. Come get a bucket today!
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# 28
07-12-2010, 09:49 AM
true blood is better
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# 29
07-12-2010, 09:51 AM
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I don't care what Hollywood says, Vampires don't freaking sparkle! torch them all.
Amen to that sister. Preach on it!
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# 30
07-12-2010, 09:57 AM
Angel and Spike..now those were Vampires. Hell, I will even take a Brad Pit in a poof shirt over Twilight any... erm night. Ooo mental picture. *drools*
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