Ever since man first left his cave and discovered someone else with a different language and way of looking at things he has had only one dream. To kill that person, so that we don't have to learn their language and way of looking at things - Zapp Brannigan
USS LaGuardia, fleet escort: "No, the gryphon style hull isn't for show. The beak is for ramming!"
USS Merganser, assault cruiser: "Making the Empire cry and whine some more, one dead klunk at a time."