U.S.S. Waring Hudsucker
"the man just fell 44 floors. (not counting the mezzanine)"
U.S.S. Norville Barnes
"O.... You know, for kids!"
U.S.S. Abandon Ship
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."
-- Charles Babbage (or should that be USS Face Palm then?)
U.S.S. Tribble's Fear (Gal-X)
U.S.S. Tribbles 'n Bits
"There was that one incident with the wicker basket... but I'm feeling MUCH better now! "
U.S.S. Touch and Go
"Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum" (if you wish peace, Prepare for War"