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# 51
07-15-2010, 10:20 PM
"C-Store stole my wallet"
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# 52
07-15-2010, 10:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cold_gin_time_again View Post
USS Stanky Sister

"I never smelt a smelt that smelt like that smelt smelt"



.
mmm, smelt. September isn't it?

Nope, March, this year for sure.
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# 53
07-16-2010, 12:02 AM
U.S.S. Sentry, Assault Cruiser

"The tractor beam doesn't get installed until tuesday." ^_^
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# 54
07-16-2010, 12:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Democratus View Post
A cookie to anyone who recognizes this one.

USS Kongo: "Use your tractors, damnit!"
In SFB, it's the quote over the door to the simulators at SFA. Reminds the cadets that there's more to a ship than their engines and weapons.

Now, where's mah cookie?
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# 55
07-16-2010, 12:35 AM
U.S.S. Waring Hudsucker
"the man just fell 44 floors. (not counting the mezzanine)"

U.S.S. Norville Barnes
"O.... You know, for kids!"

U.S.S. Abandon Ship
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."
-- Charles Babbage (or should that be USS Face Palm then?)

U.S.S. Tribble's Fear (Gal-X)
"Assimilate This!"

U.S.S. Tribbles 'n Bits
"There was that one incident with the wicker basket... but I'm feeling MUCH better now! "

U.S.S. Touch and Go
"Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum" (if you wish peace, Prepare for War"
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# 56
07-16-2010, 12:43 AM
USS Artemis: "In space... you only hear the Klingons scream, if your hailing frequencies are open"

Arachne
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# 57
07-16-2010, 12:45 AM
U.S.S. Krizonar: The first to attack, the last to defend.
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# 58
07-16-2010, 01:30 AM
USS John Lennon
"...no hell below us, above us only sky..."
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# 59
07-16-2010, 01:54 AM
USS Volition - "The efforts which we make to escape our destiny only serve to lead us into it..." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

USS Jehuty - "May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places where you must walk." - Ancient Egyptian Blessing
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# 60
07-16-2010, 02:59 AM
USS Centuria - "Truth stands the test of time; lies are soon exposed." -Proverbs 12:19
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