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# 11
07-15-2010, 10:20 AM
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Picard would have the easiest time as a vampire.

Constant need for blood? Romance Beverly = instant access to the ship's blood bank. Plus he's got a hot gal.
Away team missions in harsh overly sunny climates? Riker wouldn't allow it!
More need for really really fresh blood? The Ent-D's got a thousand personnel in it! Plus all those diplomats and imporant people!
Crew potentially out to get you with pitchforks? I can't think of any situations where the crew of the Enterprise would dare go against Picard, his reputation's just that large.
/facepalm

just... /facepalm
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# 12
07-15-2010, 10:22 AM
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/facepalm

just... /facepalm
It's ok man, I know you were rooting for Team Jacob Sisko, but that's not going to happen.

Here's a tissue for you. And some prune juice.
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# 13
07-15-2010, 10:25 AM
Head broken off Mallet = stake. Please continue the "i want to be a vampire" Twilight conversations. I haven't killed in a while. Need the practice.
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# 14
07-15-2010, 10:29 AM
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I see. I figured that since everyone kept bumping threads about vampires that they were interested in talking about vampires. Since I was more interested in talking about STAR TREK, I created a thread that involved both.

My mistake. Continue your vampire bashing.

Oh no, sparkly vampires. They're so awful, I can't look at anything else or think about anything else. They've melted my brain. Quick get a flamethrower.
What threads about vampires?

Oh, the suspicions of some forumites that I'm a vampire? Well all I have to say about that is, are you prejudice against people with sun allergies?
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# 15
07-15-2010, 10:37 AM
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What threads about vampires?

Oh, the suspicions of some forumites that I'm a vampire? Well all I have to say about that is, are you prejudice against people with sun allergies?
Yes. End this person.

I mean, give him/her a friendly hug. Yeah.

KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL
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# 16
07-15-2010, 10:38 AM
None of them - the Gorn would take over their ships and eat them with their superior reptilian strength and cunning.

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Well all I have to say about that is, are you prejudice against people with sun allergies?
Yes, yes I do. Those pathetic little parasites always think they're the be-all-and-end-all of predators when its big, green, fire snortin' reptiles like me that are the true top predators. :p
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# 17
07-15-2010, 10:50 AM
Why would any sane person give a flying toss?

seriously... **** vampires and any ******* that thinks they are worth while, this is why I am here to get away from that sort of pathetic nonsence.
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# 18
07-15-2010, 11:02 AM
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It's ok man, I know you were rooting for Team Jacob Sisko, but that's not going to happen.

Here's a tissue for you. And some prune juice.
(Takes the prune juice), thanks, I need it with this thread
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# 19
07-15-2010, 11:10 AM
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Okay, I'm in a trolling mood today, and I aimed to troll on this one. But with this topic I have no regrets. Everyone is on the vampire craze ever since underworld, and realistically, if that and it's horrible sequels weren't such a big hit, then teen sensations such as twilight and vampire diaries on tv (twilight-lite beer) would probably have never come to light. We need another spanish inquisition and stomp this all out. I need dracula, I need lost boys, I need Interview with a vampire. Hell, I need queen of the damned.
The Vampire craze has been going since Bela Lugosi donned the cape back in the thirties. Not a decade has gone by where Vampires weren't in movies, books, comics. Of course the twilight saga has brought ushered in another generation, mostly females, but there's nothing new about people being crazed for vampires.

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I see. I figured that since everyone kept bumping threads about vampires that they were interested in talking about vampires. Since I was more interested in talking about STAR TREK, I created a thread that involved both.

My mistake. Continue your vampire bashing.

Oh no, sparkly vampires. They're so awful, I can't look at anything else or think about anything else. They've melted my brain. Quick get a flamethrower.
Actually I like this topic. I think you're right about Kirk. He'd easily get Chekov, Sulu, Uhura, Yeoman Rand, but I do think by that point Spock would stake him or expose him to the right kind of light.

Actually I think Picard would get his entire crew. He'd start with Troi, then work his way through. Data would be the greatest challenge, but since they all trust him implicitly he'd easily fool them.

Sisko I don't know about that. I watched DS9 but I can't think of whether he'd succeed or not.

Anyways, don't let them get ya down. Not a bad idea for a thread in my opinion.
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# 20
07-15-2010, 11:14 AM
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Oh, the suspicions of some forumites that I'm a vampire? Well all I have to say about that is, are you prejudice against people with sun allergies?
Where's Hoppy? I feel the need to fistbump him right this instant.

And we're not prejudiced at all. That's silly. You're batty, you are. Completely batty.


Waaait...
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