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# 11
07-22-2010, 12:47 PM
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It must be a duck
It may be a Goose
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# 12
07-22-2010, 12:47 PM
Woof. :p
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# 13
07-22-2010, 12:52 PM
Oh no! You're RIGHT, the game is dying, because I heard it from 10F! OMGOSH O_o
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# 14
07-22-2010, 01:05 PM
*CoH flashbacks*
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# 15
07-22-2010, 01:08 PM
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7. Something CRYPTIC don't want YOU to know is that the GAME is being SOLD to Korea, in EXCHANGE for NUCLEAR WEAPONS, so they can STRIKE BACK at people who want to BRING you the TRUTH that the GAME is DYING.
Dont you mean nuclear wessels?
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# 16
07-22-2010, 01:20 PM
The game is not dieing, Its dead! You see all the animals running around? All the furry and feathery avatars? DEAD! Attracting predators. See that?!

This is a vulture, it eats dead things. Bathed or not, this ugly bird is already nibbling on your bum.
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# 17
07-22-2010, 01:42 PM
I aint no mince meat for predators! I can defend myself!
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# 18
07-22-2010, 01:42 PM
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People have been saying for literally WEEKS now that the game is dying. Well, now I have proof!

1. After playing earlier, I saw a DISTINCT lack of people calling themselves variations of Kirk, Picard, Janeway, or Sisko. This clearly means that people aren't playing as much, which means the GAME is DYING.

2. This near-mythical "Season 2" is being rushed out to combat the DYING game, and it's fading subscriptions.
Why are you still reading this crap?
3. I read about it on Totally True MMO News and they said it was DYING because of the lack of players who can wear trenchcoats.
No, dude, seriously. Why are you continuing to read? This is clearly a fake post.
4. My second cousin's room-mate's uncle's best friend's milkman knows a guy who knows a guy who works at CRYPTIC in their DYING GAME division, and he said that ST:O was pushed up there earlier today. Because the GAME is DYING.
Did you like that Rickroll, by the way?
5. The Crystalline Entity is too hard. Therefore, the GAME is DYING.
I thought it was a bit of a cliché, but, hey. Rickrolling is Rickrolling.
6. The hallways they've given us to DISGUISE the FACT that the GAME is DYING are too BIG. Therefore the GAME is DYING.
My original instinct was to do the Gummi Bears theme, but...nah. It's not Memeish enough.
7. Something CRYPTIC don't want YOU to know is that the GAME is being SOLD to Korea, in EXCHANGE for NUCLEAR WEAPONS, so they can STRIKE BACK at people who want to BRING you the TRUTH that the GAME is DYING.
Waaait for it.
8. I know THIS because my Dad's best friend's water delivery boy is the NEPHEW of Kim Jong-Il.
...Are you HONESTLY still reading this? C'mon, seriously.

DON'T WORRY! I know how we can SAVE the game! We can ONLY save this GAME if it's given a TOTAL OVERHAUL and made more like WoW.

WE CAN DO IT, BROTHERS AND SISTERS! CAN I GET AN AMEN FOR THIS game WHICH IS dying?
Man how I'd love to hear you read this out on air EXACTLY the way it is typed. It would be an important public service announcment after all.
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# 19
07-22-2010, 02:09 PM
in fact im not sure this game ever existed in the first place. its all just an illusion
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# 20
07-22-2010, 02:14 PM
This is all I need to say.
(Rutger Hauer is STO and Harrison Ford is it's gaming community)
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