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1: Fluff up your mohawk and pretend to be Neelix while making a sammich.
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# 2
10-13-2010, 03:23 AM
Raise an eyebrow and tilt your head whenever anybody uses humor.
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# 3
10-13-2010, 03:24 AM
1. When asked for a cup of tea or coffee reply.. Make it so !

2. When driving and your wife tells you to slow down, remark. I canna break the laws of physics luv.

3. Talk Klingon on the phone to a marketing salesman.

4. Make Startrek door noises when passes through Supermarket doors.

5. Tell the lift what floor.

6. Gather all the fluff you can find and pretend its a tribble
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# 4
10-13-2010, 03:52 AM
Use your dead cell phone as a communicator at t he local supermarket while touching the produce....dont forget to use the words Scotty, and alien foliage.

In your carpool tell the driver that we need maximun warp, if your driving, out loud use the speedometer as a way to mark your "warp speed" example.........65 mph=warp 6.5....caution this may cause exsessive speeding.

Wear a one peice jammie suit with little booties and run around the house pretending that its your enviromental suit for heavy atmospheric planetary exploration.........then pretend to scan your wife with the remote control.......until your wife kicks you out.

Name your dog after your favorite targ...........

When denied something at your local electronics store, yell loudly "WE ARE KLINGONS" and we don't take no for an answer.

Go to the bar and order bloodwine.

When a cop pulls you over, talk into your car stereo and say.....scotty! shuttle craft is being borded, one to beam up. (you may or may not get a ticket or mental evaluation)

Go to work dressed as a klingon for your favorite klingon holiday....then when they try to send you home to change, site cultural traditions and refuse.

Hold a betazoid wedding! (my favorite)
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# 5
10-13-2010, 05:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by livingdeadjedi View Post
1. When asked for a cup of tea or coffee reply.. Make it so !

2. When driving and your wife tells you to slow down, remark. I canna break the laws of physics luv.

3. Talk Klingon on the phone to a marketing salesman.

4. Make Startrek door noises when passes through Supermarket doors.

5. Tell the lift what floor.

6. Gather all the fluff you can find and pretend its a tribble
Oh dear... I do all of these things

I even ask for a tea in Patrick Stewarts voice lol
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# 6
10-13-2010, 08:42 AM
* When at a restaurant order, "Tea, Earl Grey. Hot."

* Say, "It's green", or "It is green" when drinking a green colored beverage.

* If visiting the Monterey or San Francisco aquariums, use any of the following lines: "Maybe he's singing to that man!", "They are not the hell your whales.", "To hunt a species to extinction is not logical."

* After making a copy on the copier, turn to your co-worker and go: "It's a faaaake!"
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# 7
10-13-2010, 08:48 AM
Lt. Commander
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# 8
10-13-2010, 08:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by livingdeadjedi View Post
1. When asked for a cup of tea or coffee reply.. Make it so !

2. When driving and your wife tells you to slow down, remark. I canna break the laws of physics luv.

3. Talk Klingon on the phone to a marketing salesman.

4. Make Startrek door noises when passes through Supermarket doors.

5. Tell the lift what floor.

6. Gather all the fluff you can find and pretend its a tribble
A dryer full of towels breed tribbles great! just don't get them wet.
Lt. Commander
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# 9
10-13-2010, 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Katic View Post
Raise an eyebrow and tilt your head whenever anybody uses humor.
Guilty

Quote:
Originally Posted by castogere View Post
In your carpool tell the driver that we need maximun warp, if your driving, out loud use the speedometer as a way to mark your "warp speed" example.........65 mph=warp 6.5....caution this may cause exsessive speeding.
Guilty

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Originally Posted by Identiaetlos View Post
* After making a copy on the copier, turn to your co-worker and go: "It's a faaaake!"
I've never wanted to work in an office so badly until now, lol.
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# 10
10-13-2010, 03:19 PM
Use a flip phone and a ringtone that sounds like a communicator chirpping.

Anytime you change the radio station in your car, order "Full scan"

Refer to things as fascinating

Name your cat 'Spot'
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