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Lt. Commander
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# 11
10-13-2010, 07:52 PM
Durring a moment of intimacy with your girl, look strait into her eyes and hiss, "ITS A FAAAAAAKE".
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# 12
10-13-2010, 07:56 PM
I had a moment this past Sunday. Someone in the elevator asked me if I had a long weekend, and I told them, "I made it so," without thinking.
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# 13
10-13-2010, 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Chat
Chat will start!

1: Fluff up your mohawk and pretend to be Neelix while making a sammich.
You still have a mohawk? Is it still pink?

#. Use made-up techno-bable whenever possible.

#+1. Always make sexist remarks when women are involved.

Sorry, I've been watching TOS a lot lately.

Nomad - Her thought patterns were random and illogical.

Kirk - That's because she's a woman.
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# 14
10-13-2010, 09:26 PM
a thought. If Vulcans don't handle food with their hands how do they cook or shop for groceries?
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# 15
10-13-2010, 09:49 PM
Call your best friend/ spouse #1
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# 16
10-13-2010, 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Capulet View Post
a thought. If Vulcans don't handle food with their hands how do they cook or shop for groceries?
tongs, logically.
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# 17
10-13-2010, 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by livingdeadjedi View Post
1. When asked for a cup of tea or coffee reply.. Make it so !

2. When driving and your wife tells you to slow down, remark. I canna break the laws of physics luv.

3. Talk Klingon on the phone to a marketing salesman.

4. Make Startrek door noises when passes through Supermarket doors.

5. Tell the lift what floor.

6. Gather all the fluff you can find and pretend its a tribble
i have a tribble living in the lint trap of my dryer, i clean him outta there every time i use it but sure enough he always gets back int here somehow!

i use the klingon talk on jehovas witnesses, have yet to find one that speaks klingon!
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# 18
10-13-2010, 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by SpaceFork
Durring a moment of intimacy with your girl, look strait into her eyes and hiss, "ITS A FAAAAAAKE".
this place is full of trekkies.......intamacy with females? with trekkies? sir, who are you trying to fool?!
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# 19
10-14-2010, 02:48 AM
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Originally Posted by JT26thES
You still have a mohawk? Is it still pink?
Natural these days. But I am thinking about flaming orange.
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# 20
10-14-2010, 03:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Chat
Natural these days. But I am thinking about flaming orange.
Doooo Eeeeet !

Ahem

Walk into a the toughest bar in your area and ask which seat is Mourns ?
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