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# 1 I NEED to Win: Upgrade S3.
10-19-2010, 07:36 PM
Attention Cryptic,

Please nerf anything that lets the other guy win. I must be the best player in the game. Please tailor the game around me so that I can be the best player always. It is much easier for me if you change the STO universe to suit my needs.

Please do the following for me:

Give me more ships to choose from. The ship that I am currently flying got blown up a few times during the dozens of matches I fought yesterday. This is unacceptable and must be because my ship is inferior to their ships. There can be no other explanation so dont bother looking. And dont bother me with facts and stuff. It bores me.

Please give my ship godly powers because well it is a new ship and therefore has some super secret science behind it that allows it to break all laws of physics to deliver a one shot kill. Thats all i want. A one shot kill. And I deserve it because I am the best!

DO NOT give the other guys ANYTHING! This is absolutely unacceptable! Do it or I will spamflame all forums with truthy-type antifacts until I get my way!

Give whatever you were planning to give to them instead to me. I told you before: I am the best. THEY are only here for MY amusement.

Someone once tried to tell me how to PVP. Can you believe it? ME? I am the best!

And to the STO community...
I hate you all and remember:
ME ME ME ME ME
NOT YOU
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# 2
10-19-2010, 07:39 PM
I see what you did there!!
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# 3
10-19-2010, 07:44 PM
Solution: fly a Fed cruiser. Your butthole with love you because you can keep a finger up it at all times.
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# 4
10-19-2010, 07:44 PM
LOL this post made my day
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# 5
10-19-2010, 07:56 PM
I **** on your best player! D:<
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# 6
10-19-2010, 08:25 PM
Yeah, I'd say that pretty much sums it up.
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# 7
10-19-2010, 11:34 PM
Quote:
Yeah, I'd say that pretty much sums it up.
I see no mention of bad touch powers.
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# 8
10-20-2010, 01:39 AM
This topic made me giggle..



Funny thing would be if it actually happened.
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# 9
10-20-2010, 04:12 AM
/signed

Please nerf anything that allows other people to win; this is long-overdue.

Although TNG Series 1 Man-Skirts still take priority; please prioritise all available development resources on that first.
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# 10
10-20-2010, 04:38 AM
I want the mightiest ship there is: the PROBOAT!

When I enter a PvP match, I hit the fire-button and the words "I AM PRO!" are displayed above my ship and then all enemy ships in a 100 km radius just roll over before they explode, because this is the onls ship that properly reflect my awesome skill!
For my use only
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