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# 11
12-20-2010, 11:54 AM
< V > Save game. You get up and go to the kitchen. You get:

< O > A glass of milk and some oreoes.
< D > The biggest Dagwood sandwich you can make
< S > Soup and a grilled cheese sandwich
< C > Some chips and a soda
< F > Forget why you went in there and go back to the game.
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# 12
12-20-2010, 11:57 AM

When you return, the Undefined Fantastic Object has devoured your soul.

< N > Go North
< E > Go East
< W > Go West
< U > Go Up
< R > Load Game
< A > Ascend to the Soul Market to negotiate the procurement of a new soul
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# 13
12-20-2010, 12:09 PM

You reload the game from the last checkpoint

Do you:

N- Go north
S- Go South
E- Go East
W- Go West
D- Do a Barrel Roll
E- look for equipment
F- Check Inventory
G- Insult forest creatures
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# 14
12-20-2010, 12:16 PM
D - You do a barrel roll in your brand new shiney F-35 fighter. Afterwards you:

< N > Move North
< S > Move South
< E > Move East
< W> Move West
< T > Wonder how the heck you ended up in an F-35
< F > Not question how you ended up in said F-35 and just have fun.
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# 15
12-20-2010, 12:18 PM

You do, however, after an hour of barrel rolling fun, discover that you've expended half your fuel.


A: Eject

B: Airstrike something then eject

C: Airstrike something then try to make it to the nearest airstrip

D: Try to make it to the nearest airstrip

E: Fly into the ground, forcing you to reload the game at the last checkpoint.
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# 16
12-21-2010, 06:50 AM
C. You've just killed the Bat, awarding you 10 Coins! You are now at the airstrip. Do you:

<R> Refuel
<T> take off
<W> go west
<E> go east
<S> go south
<N> go north
<S> steal
<D> Devour food in your inventory.
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# 17
12-21-2010, 06:57 AM
<D> You pull out some marshmallows from nearby clouds and roast them with the exhaust ports from your F-35. If only you had chocolate and graham crackers....

The clouds are angry that you ate them and surround the airship, preventing you from launching.

You are in the hangar. There is nothing to do here now.

<W> go west to the captain's quarters
<E> go east to the crew quarters
<S> go south to the galley
<N> go north to the helm
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# 18
12-21-2010, 08:28 AM

You begin to go west towards the Captain's quarters, suddenly you sense motion behind you. Before you can turn, a syringe is plunged into your neck and your vision quickly fades to black..

You wake up in a padded room, the lights are out and the effects of a powerful sedative are wearing off, you sit up with a start, you've either gone back in time or somebody really likes drugging you and dumping you in a padded cell. You look around for visual cues, but it takes some time for your eyes to adjust to the dimly lit room.

Finally you realize there is a corpse laying next to you, it has a smile on it's face and is wearing toucan themed pajamas. Suddenly, your backside kinda hurts...

Do you:

<S> Scream like a little girl
<W> Wonder why Hort died smiling
<P> Pray he didn't have his way with your unconscious body
<A> All of the above
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# 19
12-21-2010, 08:31 AM
< P > Manage Party

You check your party members.

Sir Robin is screaming like a girl. He has 487/526 HP, 125/128 TP, is armed with a Trusty Longsword, and is wearing a suit of Soiled Plate Armor. He is currently under the status effects of Terror and Wet Himself.

Pickle Inspector is imagining he is off elsewhere. He has 16/18 HP, 12328/207654 TP, is armed with a Pez-Uzi. His Imagination stat is too high for him to be much use now.

You need to find some girls. If anyone saw a bunch of guys like you traveling around they would you were all gay. Which is totally cool if you are, but you don't want to give off that impression and have everyone think you are wimps.

There is a door to the East. It looks open. Hort's corpse is still here. Still smiling.

< A > Attack
< T > Talk
< I > Inventory
< Get > Pick up an item
< E > Head east out here man!
< W > Wonder where your party members have been all this time
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# 20
12-21-2010, 08:46 AM
-ghost of hort searches the airship to find Cid-

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