Let go axe and you will not sink in quicksand.

Let go of the axe! Grab his beard!

Fight initiated: A wild Roach appears!

Your Health: 100/100
Your AP: 100/100

ENEMY: Lv. 3 Roach

Do you:

A: thriller dance
B: attack
C: talk politics
D: MAC strike
E: Boot to the Head
F: throw the ghost trap with Hort in it at Roach
G: Attempt to capture the wild Roach with a Poke Ball

<A> Thriller Dance

You begin to thriller closer and closer to Roach. 10 AP consumed.

Your health: 100/100
Your AP : 90/100

Enemy: lvl 3 Roach

Enemy is mez'd for a while but then tries to breakdance fight with you.

Roach can't keep up with the shear awesomesauce that is thriller and takes some dmg.

Do you:

A: thriller dance
B: attack
C: talk politics
D: MAC strike
E: Boot to the Head
F: throw the ghost trap with Hort in it at Roach
G: Attempt to capture the wild Roach with a Poke Ball

<G>

You throw a Poke Ball

It rocks back and forth....

Congradulations, you caught a Roach!

Roach's data was added to the 10fdex.

Would you like to nickname the captured Roach?

Y: yes

N: no

<N> No

You figure Roach is a menacing enough name so you let'em keep it.

You shake the trap that poor Hort has been stuck in and giggle. "How you doin, Hort?":p

Looking around you figure it a good time to drink that whiskey thats in your inventory. You pull out the bottle and twist the cap off. You take a couple of nice size chugs and relax a little. A couple mins later you stand and yell out for that silly discombobulated cat.

<L> Look around
<S> Sit back down and wait
<D> Drink some more

<R> Release Hort or Roach

<U> Use an inventory item

<I> Inspect your equipment
<N> Narfle the Garthok?
??? <--- hehehe:p

OW OW OW WOO no no OWOW OOW.

lol-thanks-just saw the title and had to pop in. This made me miss Zork and its cheap copy game: Troll Hunter in Dos.

Its ok, I can play golf.

???? is used and we get transported to the 6th dimension and somebody asks if we're lost. Do you:

<Y> Say 'Yes'
<N> Say 'No'
<S> steal his truck

<S>

You punch the guy in his face, and get in his truck and start driving.

You discover that you are in a world made of Legos

Do you:

A: Return to the Airship

B: Logout and play STO

C: Turn the truck into a Star Destroyer using legos

D: Log out and play EVE

E: Think how this closely resembles the mind game in Ender's Game. Almost... too closely....