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# 201
12-29-2010, 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted by halfchance
Ah, Um, Quality Street anyone?
Strawberry one please
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# 202
12-29-2010, 08:56 AM
omg cmon cryptic the day is passing!
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# 203
12-29-2010, 08:56 AM
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the hamster had a heart attack. Quick replace it
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# 204
12-29-2010, 08:56 AM
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wow that looks just like my machine (LOL)
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# 205
12-29-2010, 08:57 AM
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Originally Posted by shefflad
Strawberry one please
Ew, Really? You can have all the strawberry ones if you want
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# 206
12-29-2010, 08:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Dudicrous View Post
wow that looks just like my machine (LOL)
mine has an intel hamster that is surrounded by blue neons
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# 207
12-29-2010, 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted by halfchance
Ew, Really? You can have all the strawberry ones if you want
Can i have the purple ones also
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# 208 Hire Him!!!
12-29-2010, 08:58 AM
Time to hire someone who can get the job done.....!!!

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I'm a software and systems engineer with more than 18 years of experience. I have written software for six of the seven layers on the OSI model. I've developed on windows, linux, Solaris, AIX, mac and OS2 with c/c++, java, php, python, perl, tcl and ada. I've designed and set up six data centers with 100% open-source and custom software solutions including full HA and failover compliance using software layer-four switching, broadcast TCP session sharing on the farm, node-cluster load distribution and heuristic adaptive algorithms.

You cycle your servers often enough to convince one that there is a memory leak or other program flaw in your server logic that should be identified and corrected. You are forced to use instances for load balancing and distribution. You use UDP packets to transmit individual keystrokes that lead to severe in-game complications due to dropped packets (the infamous 'stuck-key' problem).

I love Star Trek, I need a job, and I can solve your problems. PM me for resume.

The way things are going right now, I should be able to start work and fix the problem before the servers are back up. o.0

(j/k but seriously I am on the market once I finish my current contract ;-D )
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# 209
12-29-2010, 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted by apt.pupil
mine has an intel hamster that is surrounded by blue neons
Peasant, Mine has an immigrant child
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# 210
12-29-2010, 08:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by shefflad
Can i have the purple ones also
oofff, I dunno about that
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