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01-18-2011, 08:00 AM
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I say a flamethrower would be the best option. Light it up mid-flight and as the feathers begin to burn down to the skin and the bird goes through the intense pain and agony of being burned alive while spiraling to the ground it should live long enough to hit the ground with enough velocity to smash the skull, compressing the brain hopefully only causing brain damage affecting motor control and some other higher brain functions, allowing the bird to finish cooking but making it unable to move. And then you box it up and send it to starving kids in Ethiopia.
Oh... my... god...
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01-18-2011, 08:02 AM
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I say a flamethrower would be the best option. Light it up mid-flight and as the feathers begin to burn down to the skin and the bird goes through the intense pain and agony of being burned alive while spiraling to the ground it should live long enough to hit the ground with enough velocity to smash the skull, compressing the brain hopefully only causing brain damage affecting motor control and some other higher brain functions, allowing the bird to finish cooking but making it unable to move. And then you box it up and send it to starving kids in Ethiopia.
You are one sick squirrel. I need a smoke after reading that

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01-18-2011, 08:41 AM
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-becomes an alcoholic-
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01-18-2011, 09:51 AM
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TenF PvP? I'm in. My Bird-of-Prey will fly cover for Cappie's mommaship.
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01-18-2011, 09:54 AM
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TenF PvP? I'm in. My Bird-of-Prey will fly cover for Cappie's mommaship.
*Glare* Go fly for the Feds so I can fire on you. *PUNT*
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01-18-2011, 10:13 AM
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*Glare* Go fly for the Feds so I can fire on you. *PUNT*
*Ow!*
Maybe I should take cover rather than fly cover...

But really, I'm good at escort duty. Who would you rather have watching your rearward decks?

... also, my Vulcan sucks at PvP and my Human can only fly an Akira so far. Even though that one is now capable of firing septuple torpedo volleys. <3
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01-18-2011, 10:20 AM
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I'll get Riker out and help you out Valias if you want to kill Cappy.
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01-18-2011, 10:25 AM
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Who could resist Riker?
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01-18-2011, 11:08 AM
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I'll get Riker out and help you out Valias if you want to kill Cappy.
Oh ho ho. Hold the fire. Where's Riker without Picard? Captain Picard of the U.S.S. Ten Forward is with ya on this one.


So do we have any takers on team sponsors yet?


I'm willing to start up the first couple of groups if we want to get this a goin'. Probably a KDF and a Fed team to begin with untill we get more interested,
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01-18-2011, 11:21 AM
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Hort will be happy to join Team Zero. I'm planning to roll up a new kdf toon tonight just for this.

Valias had a pretty cool Orion raider ship going, I might follow that idea.
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