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# 1 The Awkward Thread.
01-24-2011, 01:59 PM
So, post something you did/do/said that was really awkward. BTW, if this thread gets no posts then this will be very awkward for me...

Anyways, I hate it when you're buying groceries and you're walking towards someone, you notice each other and try to avoid walking into each other by taking evasive maneuvers, but you both end up walking in the same direction. This continues until someone just stops, the other person looks down with a stupid smile and says 'I'll just go this way' and hurries past. Then you continue on with your awkward life.

keep it clean though!
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# 2
01-24-2011, 02:04 PM
seeing someone you think know but not too sure.

look at them until they look at you.

avoid eye contact.

what if they have seen you?

look back.

do i wave?

what if i dont know them?

they are looking at me, they are looking at me!

they must know me.

*wave*

they dont know me.

awkward.
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# 3
01-24-2011, 02:12 PM
I think the whole someone says "hi" and you say "hi" back but they weren't talking to you thing is probably at the top. Hasn't happened for a while. At this point I just don't say hi back until they're in my face or something.
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# 5
01-24-2011, 02:34 PM
I'm an aspie... Everything is awkward.
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# 6
01-24-2011, 02:56 PM
When you're walking along on ice in the street and start slipping doing those crazy ninja moves 'cos you were the only idiot that was wearing shoes with slippy soles. Then you look around to see if anyone had seen you just to notice a whole queue of people at the bus stop s******ing.

Based on a true story.
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# 7
01-24-2011, 06:49 PM
When your Economics teacher is telling the class the odds of winning the lottery and you yell "Never tell me the odds" and no one responds........yup....happened to me on friday. Felt like a tool.....
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# 8
01-24-2011, 10:31 PM
A Ferengi approached me with a question and I said, "I'm all ears!"
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# 9
01-24-2011, 11:42 PM
Anything Hort has ever said/typed/written.
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# 10
01-25-2011, 06:40 AM
I must have my awkwardness turned off.

I trim hedges with a sword.
I do my evil laugh in public.
I shake my fist and say curse you.
I say the word smeg instead of a curse word in public.
I often dress in my Gekkoukan and Fuuka Academy outfits in public.
When it is complete, I fully intend to do likewise with my Rita Mordio costume. (see sig link for pics of how it will look)
I make references to books and things that the person I making the reference to has never seen.

I do sometimes make other people feel awkward though.
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