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# 1 Poetry in Motion
02-09-2011, 12:58 AM
*Rules of creativity:

-It has to be orginal.

-it can be funny, serious, or just plain odd (which fits most here anyhoo)

-Vulgarity not allowed....unless its disguised within the flow of the words via substitution.

-bonus points for pure genius.

-subject matter can be anything....but Star Trek related pieces preffered.

-Cryptic can play along too...

At the end of this month, and the end of every following month (if this thread goes the distance) we will vote for the best and most creative, funny, and weird.

There are many many smart individuals here in 10F......and Capt. Zero's constant efforts have inspired me to create this thread. Thnx Capt....

Have at it.....lets see what you guys got.....any kind of poetry will do....just don't wear out the Haikus guys?
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# 2
02-09-2011, 01:03 AM
starfleet are blue, klinongs are red,
when they meet in pvp, someone winds up dead.

so what do i win?
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# 3
02-09-2011, 01:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain_Revo
starfleet are blue, klinongs are red,
when they meet in pvp, someone winds up dead.

so what do i win?
A trip to seti bikinni VI...the one without the space roaches and rock beaches.......LOL
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# 4
02-09-2011, 01:06 AM
This is poetry, this is you in motion.
*kicks castogere off a cliff*
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# 5
02-09-2011, 01:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chat
This is poetry, this is you in motion.
*kicks castogere off a cliff*
YAAAAHOOOOHOOOOHOOEYYYYY


(in the distance you hear)....i can see my house from heeeerrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeee.......................


Roses are the Klingons way of saying Im sorry
Phasers are the way the Feds say hello
All snide inside the breen make you feel welcome
The cardassian solution involves the passive aggresive love stretched out with a knife in the hand...
As the Ferengi wait like vultures to steal yer wallet when your down......
The only true friend is a blue friend.......even then Andorians gather with a glustery gloom...a cold heart in every room.
Zoom....hits warp speed to pick up his nachos...soft tacos.....nice set of burritos......too bad they're made of Targ meat....

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# 6
02-09-2011, 04:32 AM
Roses are red, violets are blue
And poetry is for saps.
:p
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# 7
02-09-2011, 09:01 AM
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# 8
02-09-2011, 10:04 AM
Purple beam, blue stream
Green laser, orange phaser
And Rainbow Bright strikes!

Bat'leth in my hand
Sniper Rifle somewhere else
This is the future?

Trill girl officer
Looks so cute in miniskirt
Spots go all the way

Space, Final Frontier
My god it is full of stars
Hey, there are four lights

Ion Particle Beam
Bounces off main deflector
Yeah, we made that up

Vulcans, so logical
Pointy ears, always win chess
Green blood hobgoblin
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# 9
02-09-2011, 02:16 PM
The roll and bake
hip hippy shake
I dance in my own fountain
i dont share sharron
care about Charon
or worship Diana..

I keep my weapons warm
and scan for harm
I spin a tale
without explaining
hungry hippos and 21c walmart

I can pvp to pavarotti or lady gaga
i zip and whack the snicker snack
Im a over born product of the starfleet class..

a diplomatic blast..
Quinn gives me Shirley Bassey
I kick out Stravinsky
and fall on my
yates
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# 10
02-09-2011, 02:22 PM
Saurians are red,
Bolians are blue,
Romulans are dead,
and the Klingons are too.
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