It has long been known any suitors must pass the Malcolm test. Personally I fund it hilarious the mental image of hopefuls wooing the bunny Malcom with carrots and poetry.

Yes, that is rather amusing. I mean, I could understand having to get past the dog or the cat...but a rabbit is a whole 'nuther story.

*wakes up, rubbing head*
What did I miss?

*Snaps shut the lid to a medical cooler and quickly tosses some surgical tools out the window.*

Nothing...nothing at all. Though I'd suggest you take it easy for a day or two. You might feel a bit woozy before your digestive system completely... *thinks for a moment.*

Oh forget about it. You're just fine!

*Heads out into the back alley where he meets the driver of a black sedan. Comes back in holding a wad of cash.*

Drinks are on me!

*gets up and stomach sinks in*
....Am I missing something? Oh never mind. I'm sure it's nothing.

I'll just go to the hospital to check it out....