Other people get love letters from Jackalope in their Cryptic account mailbox.
I get this:
Hello I am sylvia,
I guess you will not surprise to receive my mail? i saw your profile and it
sound well.I will like us to exchange good relationship.I am sylvia
by name,No kid and never marry.from here you can contact me at this
email address(*EDITED*)so that i can send you my
pictures and also tell you more about myself,have a nice day
and i am waiting to hear from you soonest,
Remember the distance or colour does not matter but love and concern matters alot in life
Okay, do this. Tell her you're a wealthy Nigerian man. You really want to like marry her and shower her will millions, but to do that you need 5k to bribe the bank into releasing your dough. Chicks, dig Nigerian millionaires.