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I am on a drug. Itís called Charlie Sheen. Itís not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

I am battle tested bayonets.

If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, youíd be like, ĎDude! Canít handle it, unplug this *******!íĒ It fires in a way thatís maybe not from, uhÖ this terrestrial realm.

Because Iím me. Iím different. I have a different brain, I have a different heartÖ I got tiger blood, man.

The run I was on made Sinatra, Jagger, Richards, look like droopy-eyed, armless children.

I probably took more than anyone could survive. I was banging seven-gram rocks, because thatís how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: Go.

It's sad........but, G@D D@%mit it's comedy gold.
Thoughts on this total meltdown?
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# 2
03-01-2011, 06:36 PM
I saw a little bit of his interview and "meltdown" was the first thing that came to my mind as well. He looks terrible to boot.
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# 3
03-01-2011, 06:41 PM
Does anybody actually watch Two and a Half Men?

This guy has obviously gone insane. Lets give him drugs again so he'll go away.
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# 4
03-01-2011, 07:49 PM
A friend of mine watches it. He showed me a few episodes but I never got into it.
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# 5
03-01-2011, 09:12 PM
We should leave Charlie Sheen on an island, and then blow up the island.
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# 6
03-01-2011, 09:17 PM
I think the news bufoons are being enablers to Sheen's stupidity. I think I heard one quote where he said he had a "10000 year old brain" Wut?
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# 7
03-01-2011, 09:29 PM
If they ever bring the show back from hiatus, maybe they can work these interviews in some how.
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# 9
03-01-2011, 09:48 PM
We should set him up on a date with Rosie O'Donnell
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# 10
03-02-2011, 12:09 AM
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Originally Posted by USS Parallax
Does anybody actually watch Two and a Half Men?

This guy has obviously gone insane. Lets give him drugs again so he'll go away.
Actually it's usually the number one rated show on Mondays at 9pm and usually places in the top 10 overall each week.

It's a pretty good comedy IMO.

It's sad that the show may end up dead because of his mid-life psycho-crisis.
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