For everyone's safety, we've locked Worffan101 down on Deck Six with over twenty security fields and the Cardassian supporters are all in Holodeck Five running an endless maze with the holo controls locked. So we have about twenty minutes before both of them escape and start tearing apart ESD.
So....how about those Talaxians? They'll be a nice addition to the factions, eh? Yeah. Delta Quadrant stuff. Should be...fun. And interesting. And......stuff.
*perks head up at sounds of fists hitting walls and cries of anger and disgruntlement*
I think I may have miscalculated their time of arrival here. I'm gonna go, uh, "inspect" the escape pods. So we can evacuate important personnel first. Not going to save my own life. I will gladly face the hordes of angry trekkers so Admiral Quinn can survive to do absolutely nothing of use for the Federation.
*edges over to the escape pods*
Yup. Gonna check these pods. In the name of safety. No need to go with me. I can do this alone.
*climbs inside pod*
*launches escape pod*
OH NO! I ACCIDENTALLY LAUNCHED THE POD WITH MYSELF INSIDE! OH DEAR! HELP! I'M SUPPOSED TO DEFEND TEN FORWARD! OH MYYYYY!
*drifts away out of radio contact*
You haven't heard "Jukebox Hero" until you've heard it in the original Klingon.
*The DDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM Horde of Forum RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE and WHIIIIIINE!!!!! arrives, led by worffan101 waving a "Voyager was poorly-written hash!" pennant*
DEATH TO THE TALAXIAN SCUM!!! DEATH!!!!! HAIL BA'AL!!!!!
Founder and Grand Vizier of the Sovereign Ba'al joke. Hail Ba'al! Our theme song
My official eternal issue: Why no muscle definition slider? Let's have some equal-opportunity sexiness, Cryptic!
PWE: NO to mandatory ARC! At least make it optional!
The Talaxians are comeing,'the Talaxians are coming...
Game over, man, Game over...that poor ships redshirts... How is this tolerable... SANCTUARY
Now, not only does the invisible redshirt crew have to suffer casualties in combat. But they have to deal with talaxian cuisine now too... Airlock, everyone make for the airlocks and just bail cuz it's a pick your poison type deal.
Talaxian captains and the horror of those ships...I need my teddy bear...and a dark corner in which to rock back and and forth in while sobbing quietly in the fetal postion, hugging said teddybear.
#PanicOver... If I see a talaxian captain I'll know for sure that that particular player has no soul. To strand ship crews up to 1000 members with nothing but talaxian cooking enforced by the captain's orders because talaxian captain
Left on a ship that could explode anyway...I know it's a game but still...That is a true no-win-scenario...
Those redshirts either die from hull breach, console explosions, boarding parties, enviornmental factors, or talaxian cooking.
Which will get them all eventually anyway... That is pure, condensed, DOOM...and that's all those poor crew members get to look forward to
Son, I look like a Bond villain and there's someone running around that sounds like Shawn Connary...
It is about to go down. Hate the new sig, here's my condolences