Are you sure it doesn't have a +1000 stealth rating (Smugglers Compartment Buff) it would offset the Gorn Belt Buckle. Hmmm I'm picturing a thonged up Tribble now, that seems C Store worthy.
It just may, with an added bonus of -500 to "Willingness to strip search".
Not sure I would want anything smuggled into the KDF next to Big J'Mpok and the twins.
Reminds me too much of being on the inside though it does capture that KDF feel to have to smuggle the love in, now that I think on it more.