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# 1 Red Shirt Captain
08-04-2014, 04:12 PM
Red shirt Captains never die, they just send an Ensign.

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# 2
08-04-2014, 04:37 PM
And welcome back our contestants to tonight's show
I am the STO Lorax. I picked myself up and left, until the day the fun is replanted.
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# 3
08-04-2014, 04:59 PM
this should be a game...... u assume the poster above u is a red shirt and u say how they die

^ dead by Gorn stampede
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# 4
08-04-2014, 05:00 PM
Dead by hairdresser malfunction.
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# 5
08-04-2014, 05:20 PM
Dead by time-looped impact with Soyuz-Class Starship coming out of temporal anomaly.

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# 6
08-04-2014, 05:27 PM
Death by Routine turbo Lift maintanance? Thats a long way to fall down....


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# 7
08-04-2014, 05:29 PM
Dead by hairdresser malfunction.

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# 8
08-04-2014, 06:33 PM
Dead by turning on the lights.

Porthos is not amused.
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# 9
08-04-2014, 06:34 PM
Saw a Q woman naked.
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# 10
08-04-2014, 06:43 PM
Paper cut.

Porthos is not amused.
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