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Ok, we have the "you know you're in trouble.." thread. How about what you learned from Star Trek?

1. If you are being held in place, reverse polarity suddenly.

2. Setting your phasers to Stun is stupid. The enemy never uses it.
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# 2
05-23-2011, 01:59 PM
Orion Girls dress Skimpy and earth men are easy
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# 3
05-23-2011, 03:37 PM
"Having is not so pleasing a thing as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true."
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# 4
05-23-2011, 04:12 PM
"I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women.

When I have some, Iíll let you know."


JLP
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# 5
05-23-2011, 05:03 PM
1. Properly maintained you can always push your engines just a little beyond design specifications when you need to.

2. When you think you need to go somewhere, that is when something breaks.
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# 6
05-23-2011, 06:24 PM
Mass murder/suicide is a perfectly legitimate fighting tactic "Computer authorize self destruct Picard Alpha 2 Clearance"
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# 7
05-23-2011, 08:11 PM
Don't. Provoke. The Borg!
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# 8
05-23-2011, 08:22 PM
Always Carry Hypos.

More Red shirts Is almost always the best Solution.
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# 9
05-24-2011, 01:49 AM
Killing kids is wrong... unless they're Borg babies. You're so astute, Picard.
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# 10
05-24-2011, 03:05 AM
Always make sure your equipment can take stresses well above what they're rated for.
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