Lt. Commander
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So you've been saddled with a Reman p'takh as part of your crew .
You trust him as far as you can throw your BOP , so you want to see him as dead as possible , as often as possible .

No problem .
Equip the sucker with a melee weapon (a bat'leth is too honorable for him) , and every time you beam down , you'll see him rush off to engage the enemy in hand-to-hand combat .
Your fun will come at his suffering !

*This anti-Reman message was brought to you by my replaying the Reman Featured Episodes 8 times in the last week with 8 chars , and along the way wondering why-oh-why don't the Klingons arround me just lump the Remans togather with the Romulans as dishonorable *******s who should always be met with a tip of a blade !?!
Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
# 2
05-25-2011, 10:54 PM
Revenge. You're doing it wrong.

Steps to Make Your Pet Reman Pay...
  1. Train your Reman in a ground ability like Hypospray - Dylovene and make sure he's demoted so that's all he can use
  2. Give your Reman the party popper
  3. Take away his armor and shields
  4. Load him down with field rations and catfish sandwiches
  5. Rally point your other BOff's
  6. Send the offending Reman to attack your enemies
  7. Laugh and point


Z
Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
# 3
05-26-2011, 08:37 AM
Good points ... !
I think you left out that you should cover him in sugar and spice and everything nice and send him into a bee hive ...
Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
# 4
05-26-2011, 09:01 AM
I dont trust him enough to let him out of the holding cell...

Speaking of wich... *shout* Commander! When did you feet the Reman-pet the last time? ......
Last month?????!?!? Ohoh.... Hopefulls that wont smell as awfull as the Breen after our drunken chief enginier forgot to repair that air conditioner in our Brig...
Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
# 5
06-01-2011, 06:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by zordar View Post
Revenge. You're doing it wrong.

Steps to Make Your Pet Reman Pay...
  1. Train your Reman in a ground ability like Hypospray - Dylovene and make sure he's demoted so that's all he can use
  2. Give your Reman the party popper
  3. Take away his armor and shields
  4. Load him down with field rations and catfish sandwiches
  5. Rally point your other BOff's
  6. Send the offending Reman to attack your enemies
  7. Laugh and point


Z
Wow, while messed up..I felt this was good for a serious laugh.
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