Do you have no one to share your honour with? Does no one wish to partake in a barrel of bloodwine after glorious battle? Are you a warrior in the same timezone as Australia, New Zealand and Asia?
Our honoured warriors patrol and protect all of Empire space and that's while we are not killing Federation p'tak in this glorious war. Some Federation fleets (and unfortunately some Klingon as well) pretend to be hard, but we say to them all “Harden up Princess!!!”. We take this phrase and make it honourable again. Indeed there is only one fleet who can match us and it is a shame that it is a Federation fleet called Ausmonauts. It is an honour to kill them in battle.
While we relish in battle we also know how to celebrate our victories. The best Klingon warriors are the warriors who celebrate the most and indeed you will find no greater parties in the galaxy. When you cannot attend the celebration in person you can attend using the long range communications service called ventrilo. But celebrate alone if you so wish.
If you wish to join us in battle you may fill out a small request which can be found here athttp://www.ausmonauts.com.
And while we appreciate your willingness to serve the empire no children please, 18 is the minimum age of a warrior.