Big words coming from such a small man. Do your worst. The Klingon Empire will prevail while your puny "Federation" crumbles to the dust where it belongs. Long live the Empire! Q'apla!

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then let them cry ...........and they are quite tasty too

To the OP

How very Federation of you <_<

Dear Klingon Empire,

*fart*

That is all.

I've also heard that every time one starts a sentence with a lowercase letter (and dots the entire message with uppercase randomness) Admiral Quinn phasers a sehlat cub.

At OP

I'll remember this message when I stand drinking blood wine amongst the flames and falling ashes in the ruins of Starfleet Command. We are the sons and daughters of Kahless, we are warriors. You know nothing of honour, your blood runs cold with fear at the coming of battle. You try to "talk" your way out of fights, but nothing worth doing was ever done with an unblooded blade. Your Federation has shown it's cowardice time and time again, you speak of protection and loyalty, where was your loyalty when we shed blood for the alpha quadrant to remove the Undine threat? You who would do nothing while your allies fight, even when it is in your intrest, then turn on them like a filthy Romulan. In the future when Klingon children ask about the Federation, they shall hear a tale of fools, fools who lacked courage, fools who dishonoured an alliance, fools who thought they could take on the mighty Klingon Empire.


In an out of character note, Starfleet better L2P before making claims like that.

What is this i dont even...

I think I would have just quoted General Anthony Clement McAuliffe of teh 101st Airborne at the Battle of Bastogne and said "Nuts!" to any Klingonese suurrender demand

This OP is the best weapon the Klingons have. Please let him speak at every negotiation and encounter.