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# 1 Fan Fiction Gone Wrong
08-06-2011, 01:24 AM
So I was falling a link on the forums in the feed back section about star fleet marine armor, and it brought me to this wonderful gem of the star trek universe of wikis.

Memory Gamma The place for all your Star Trek Fan Fiction.

I was in awe at first. I have explored nearly all of Memory Alpha, and most of Memory Beta, but this strange place for fan fiction should be fun. that was until I clicked the article of the day.

It is about the Hyperion class starship

Or this ugly thing

I was having a small laugh at the ugly ship, but was reading up on it. until I came to this passage, and my jaw dropped. I quote.

"By most accounts, the Hyperion-class Development Project began on July 4th 2371, shortly before the Battle of Malachor V and the 1st Battle of Mon Calamari during the Yuuzhan Vong War, soon after the Battle of Endor. By this date, the Sovereign class Destroyer was in the final stages of retirement, but even as Starfleet pressed for ever-larger, multi-mission explorer hull vessels, the costs of such vessels were becoming apparent. So a compromise was reached: a new class capable of replacing such expensive battle fleets would be developed and the old battle fleets scrapped for parts. When the development was over, the Advanced Starship Design Bureau emerged with 2 high-performance hulls labeled the Cordax and Megalith. While a few of the dignitaries were impressed by the capabilities of these ships, the majority were appalled by the sheer destructive force of these vessels; however they kept quiet and allowed the furnishing and fitting of these two hulls. There reaction was prompted by the recent events of the Dominion War and the cost of upgrading of larger ships anticipated by the economic fall-out in business and trade as described in the Dept. of Defense bottom-up review. Thus project Hyperion was saved by economic failure. Once the vessels were successfully tested, Section 31 'appropriated' the renamed USS Hyperion. The remaining ship, the USS Xbinrpeov was downgraded to explorer class immediately following its dedication ceremony and its weapons were removed and allocated to local planetary defense forces. "

My god man... that has to be one of the most scary fan fictions ever.

So tell me.. Is this the worst fan fiction ever?

Or Can you find something worse then this on Memory gamma, or anywhere else on the web.
( Ps Kirk / Spock fiction does not count. sorry.. )

The games are on. provide links, have fun, and a laugh or two.
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# 2
08-06-2011, 01:42 AM
melding star wars and star trek is a fail

unless your this guy
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# 3
08-06-2011, 01:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain_Revo
melding star wars and star trek is a fail

unless your this guy
OMG made my day, thank you!
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# 4
08-06-2011, 02:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain_Revo
melding star wars and star trek is a fail

unless your this guy
That was funny.
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# 5
08-06-2011, 05:34 AM
The really disturbing part is that it's listed as a featured article, supposedly one of their best on the site.
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# 6
08-06-2011, 05:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Allerka View Post
The really disturbing part is that it's listed as a featured article, supposedly one of their best on the site.
It was probably written by the Wiki moderator.
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# 7
08-06-2011, 06:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain_Revo
melding star wars and star trek is a fail

unless your this guy
simply awesome.
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# 8
08-06-2011, 07:17 AM
Fan fiction goes right at any point?

No, no it doesn't.
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# 9
08-06-2011, 08:16 AM
ahhh, super-duper-extra-special-ultra-mega-uber ship AND trek/wars crossover.

I imagine every fanfic that uses it goes something like this:

Ensign Peon:"Sir, the entire Klingon fleet is attacking!"
Rear-Admiral-Lieutenant-General Awesome: "Oh yeah?" *pushes button*
<end story>

Ensign Peon:" Sir, Fourty Seven death stars off the starboard bow!"
Rear-Admiral-Lieutenant-General Awesome: "Oh yeah?" *pushes button*
<end story>

Ensign peon: "Sir... i love you."
Rear-Admiral-Lieutenant-General Awesome: "Oh yeah?" *pushes button*
<Cue pron music>
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# 10
08-06-2011, 08:22 AM
There are far worse fanfics out there, but you don't have clearance to know about them.


I could tell you their names, but they would liquify your brains.


EDIT: And probably get me banned.
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