this is so OP. i just cant....stop the thread. just end it now.

Hmm......

"Big Can of Wup @ss"
Universal console that grants the following buffs:

• If you shoot it, it dies
• To further show your power, instead of firing your standard weapons, once you have this buff, your ship fires nothing but giant boots that track the aft section of the target ship, showing to everybody that you're really kicking butt
• If you heal it, the target receives the "shield of awesome" which turns the friendly target into a giant smiley face that laughs as people try to attack it.
• Opening the can requires a 2 second channel, and you're protected from all harm by your pure awesomeness while you do so and after
• Buff lasts until you log out
• While you're opening the can, you automatically spam in local: "It's going to be legen......wait for it.........DARY!"

I see what you did there...

"I have experimented; I have pushed the boundaries of magic further, perhaps, than they have ever been pushed."
-Voldemort


I want PSW Torpedoes... That can be fired with Torp Spread...

Or a Beam: Overload XI Console...

-BRJ

* Extend At Will - Alternates from version 1 to 3, hitting every target within 7.5km every second for 15 seconds.

Most of the fleet nearly died from laughter just thinking about this ^

* Self replicating cloaking Chroniton mines (DS9 style).

* Fleet Support 2.0 - Has a random chance of summoning Veritas, Kedric, Ryan, Iceroid, Arwan or Sooky to the fight.

* Fleet Support 2.5 - Summons Era.


How about using Vixox integration:
Vixox Pew Pew Upgrade:
When you speak "Pew Pew" into your microphone while pressing the space bar, your DPS is doubled. If you say Pew Pew Pew Pew, it's even quadrupled.
Also, when you call "Target Hale", Hale ships explode. (Regardless of instance, and even when offline.)*
*Oh, damn, this isn't so much fun with him banned.

Pizza at Will 3 - backtraces opposing players ip address, and sends surprise pizza delivery to their homes.

Clever. While the are busy eating pizza, their reaction times are slower or they might even go AFK, and become easy pickings. And eventually they get so fat that they can't even move their mouse.

Mustrum "Mhhh Free Pizza" Ridcully

A skill that, when fired, causes the opposing team to randomly switch targets for 30 seconds and can only be cured by a lucky shot from a sci team. For added effect this skill could be chained by multiple ships so one can spend an entire match shooting random targets. Just gotta think of a good name for it...

Brilliant.

Scramble targetting no, F'ed up sensors nope, green missile of lame sauce, closer, not jam sensors (I hate raspberry), oh oh maybe scramble sensors we need something like that.