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# 1 The Cryptic STO dash
10-15-2011, 11:26 AM
In light of holloween coming up. I made this spoof of Monster Mash.

I was working on my ship late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my orion slave girl from her mat began to rise
And suddenly to my suprise

She did the dash
She did the STO dash
It was a Cryptic smash
She did the dash
It caught on in a flash
She did the dash
She did the sTO dash

From my computer lab in My castle east
To the master bedroom where the boff's feast
The warriors all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my phasers stun modes

He did the dash
He did the STO dash
It was a Cryptic smash
She did the dash
It caught on in a flash
He did the dash
He did the STO dash

The andorians were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included D'Angelo,
DStahl and his son

The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Tomcat on chains, backed by his baying targs
The stf-raiders were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The Borg-Killer Five"

They played the dash
They played the STO dash
The STO dash
It was a Cryptic smash
They played the dash
It caught on in a flash
They played the dash
They played the STO dash

Out from his shuttle, D'Angelo's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the door and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Tellarite twist?"

It's now the dash
It's now the sSTO dash
The STO dash
And it's a Cryptic smash
It's now the dash
It's caught on in a flash
It's now the dash
It's now the STO dash

Now everything's cool, D'Andgelo's the head of the band
And my STO dash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this dash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Dan Stahl sent you

Then you can dash
Then you can STO dash
The STO dash
And do my Cryptic smash
Then you can dash
You'll catch on in a flash
Then you can dash
Then you can STO dash
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# 2
10-16-2011, 12:18 AM
Did a little edit on the lyrics instead of federation it now read Cryptic. If you like please post a reply.
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# 3
10-16-2011, 12:31 AM
Hehehe, I like it!
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# 4
10-16-2011, 08:43 PM
Uhm....lol?
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# 5
10-16-2011, 08:57 PM
lol nice. i like the lyrics. now it needs a tune!
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# 6
10-16-2011, 10:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chase Quinnell
lol nice. i like the lyrics. now it needs a tune!
Uh.. Its a satire of monster mash. So it already has a tune.
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# 7
10-17-2011, 12:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KRAKEN73501 View Post
Uh.. Its a satire of monster mash. So it already has a tune.
yes, but it needs to be put together. Can't truly enjoy it when you try to hear it in your head :p
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# 8
10-17-2011, 12:01 PM
Hey it made me smile, and I started this day with a migraine!
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# 9
10-17-2011, 07:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chase Quinnell
yes, but it needs to be put together. Can't truly enjoy it when you try to hear it in your head :p
Then tell the other voices in there to die down thats what i do lol :p
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