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# 11
10-20-2011, 09:49 PM
The biggest joke in all of Trek? Shatner directing.
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# 12
10-20-2011, 09:59 PM
They have reinforced toilet paper on the Enterprise to wipe away the nasty Klingons...
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# 13
10-20-2011, 10:03 PM
"I'm Captain Braxton of the Federation TIMEship Aeon..."

20 seconds later...

"NO TIME!!!!"

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# 14
10-20-2011, 11:40 PM
Have you seen my collection of klingon paintings? It's Worf a lot.
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# 15
10-21-2011, 12:24 AM
What does a Romulan frog use for camoflauge?

A "croaking" device
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# 16
10-21-2011, 01:49 AM
Perfect Worlds.
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# 17 Bad Joke
10-21-2011, 03:13 AM
An Undine walks into a bar, right. And the waitress says, "is that a third leg, or are you happy to see me?".

I really hope I don't get an infraction for this...
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# 18 Another bad joke
10-21-2011, 03:38 AM
Ok, neighborhood missions for the Sol system have been brought up many times in the monthly reports. One potential mission would have players assisting the Enterprise-F as they searched for Klingon scouts near the moons of Uranus... :-)
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# 19
10-21-2011, 05:50 AM
Why did Worf change his hair color?

It was a good day to DYE
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# 20
10-21-2011, 05:56 AM
A joke? Ok here it goes

"YOUR MONEY IS OURS, RESISTANCE IS FUTILE" CRYPTIC.
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