Originally Posted by V-Mink

Only one such person is suitable: Dwight Schultz, AKA Reginald "Barking Dawg" Endicott M'F'in' Barkley. Dude's metal. Don't P him O, he's got akimbo phaser gats. He'll make you eat a photon torpedo untill you're pooping phase-shifted gamma rays. He'll make a holo-image of you and put it down faster than you can say 'tachyon quantum fragment particulate residue.' And then he'll do things to it that shouldn't be physically possible. And make you watch. He's the CNR of TNG.

But seriously. Yeah, I have a soft spot for Reg Barkley. Because of that I don't think I want to see him get roped into doing anything with STO.

Originally Posted by KitsuneRommel

Lt. Broccoli? He would be nice though I'd prefer Wil Wheaton. In an uniform that's a bit too small for him now.

Originally Posted by Quark_Kent

Yeah, I saw him up close at DragonCon in Atlanta a few years ago, and he needs a better doctor doing his hair plugs. They looked like crap.

Originally Posted by Roach

With Sheldon Cooper behind about to brain him with a bat'leth?

Originally Posted by syberghost

Chase Masterson.