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# 1 Santa in the 25th Century
12-16-2011, 10:01 AM
Tis the season folks.....


Since humans have now settled on many worlds accross the alpha quadrant, the question must be asked...


How does Santa manage to deliever all those presents accross the galaxy in one night?

Space time continum ship?

Uber Transwarp Drive?

Remodulate the deflector dish?

And what kind of engine would the 25th century santa sleigh even use??

All suggestions welcome
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# 2
12-16-2011, 10:11 AM
Santa got assimilated, Resistance is futile
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# 3
12-16-2011, 10:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Eyrular
Santa got assimilated, Resistance is futile

say that took a lot of assimilating!!! :p




Drone: We need more nanites
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# 4
12-16-2011, 10:20 AM
They've cloned him. There are 500 of him now.
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# 5
12-16-2011, 10:29 AM
We could save Santa from the Borg hive on Omega sector, that would be a Hell of Xtmas event isnt it?
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# 6
12-16-2011, 10:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Eyrular
We could save Santa from the Borg hive on Omega sector, that would be a Hell of Xtmas event isnt it?


Yes!!!!!!

This idea must be presented to the developers right now!!!! Brilliant
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# 7
12-16-2011, 11:51 AM
Following TOS treatment of Greek Gods, witches, and the like, I think it's pretty safe to assume that Santa Claus (along with King Arthur, Hamlet, The Tooth Fairy and others) is one of two things:

A) He's one of Flint's identities. In which case, ah... He's probably dead.

B) He's an alien and always was. Heck maybe that's why Christmas is only one day a year and how he visits all the houses in one night. He's doing the same thing on at least 364 other planets every other day of the year.
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# 8
12-16-2011, 12:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Eyrular
Santa got assimilated, Resistance is futile
I am Santicus of Borg. Resistance is futile. From this time forward all your milk and cookies are now belong to....us.
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# 9
12-16-2011, 03:22 PM
Santa has always been one of the Q.
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# 10
12-16-2011, 04:11 PM
Awww man. Sorry to break it to you : Santa is not real.
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