Classic

I now truly believe in a "Stupid" Gene.

"I am heavy weapons guy, escort ftw" that one escort who runs off on their own and thinks they are rambo or something because they in an escort.

You forgot me.

"Hey! this is kind of fun! Wha was i suppose to do again?"

This unfortunately goes with (Atleast on Elite);

"It's Only a flesh wound" - PPL that join elite with ABSOLUTELY NO HEALS/COMPONENTS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKhEw7nD9C4

Which they keep dying....o_O

You missed some key types;

The 'Oh, I left my medkits/ship parts behind, I don't need them anyway' or the 'I don't have/can't afford ship parts, give me yours?'

Or the, 'I won't shoot the thing I've been told to, but will shoot what I was specifically told not too, here come 500 nanite sphere's wheeee!'

Or the 'I'll drag the cube over to the gateway so they can both join in the fun.'

Or the 'I'll bail on you all to make it 5x more difficult for everyone.'

There's about 50 others -.-

The tiny grey alien with the huge head

The creepy-looking blue-skinned guy with no eyes

The non-human with the human name

the people in the bright unifroms who look like they belong in champions rather than sto. i try to pick a unifrom that fits into the universe in some way or another

Player 1: hey fellow fleet member

Player 2: hey! lets talk to each other the whole time and laugh at the rest of the team when they die without us.

Player 3: We suck. I know we only died once, but my opposite sex mary sue character is too perfect to die.

Player 4: Nein nein nein you dumbkaufs. you're not supposed to use triage on just one person! (expletives)

Player 5: (voicechat) You all are out of your bloody minds. I think I better leave before my BlueXephos impression wears off. (user has left the game)

Player 4: (expletives, keyboard smashing)

On the opposite side is the person who seems deeply offended that somebody else would choose to ignore a useless injury. Last time I did Infected on elite, I got a critical sickbay injury. Huge hit to my crew recovery, which I choose to ignore because I don't have much crew as it is on my escort, and even with full recovery I'm running around with 0 crew most of the time in space STFs.

But apparently that was deeply offensive to one guy in the team. I cleared probably 15 or 20 injuries off myself in that STF, just ignored that one critical because it didn't matter and I could clear it for free later, and was hounded the entire time. I thought about leaving that injury there forever in hopes of meeting him in another STF, but it was gone when I logged back in today.

Heh. I don't worry about injuries until a mission is over. For some reason, every time I respawn my injuries just kinda shuffle around. I never get more than 5 even if I die a dozen times. When I finish the mission, I'm always left with just one minor injury. I don't know what's going on.