My name is Obi Wan Kenobi, Jedi Knight. Former, Jedi Knight I suppose. I was pursuing these blasted droids through the galaxy and my hyperspace window opened near a black hole. I fell through it, crashing my vessel and destroying my lightsaber in the process. Thankfully, I arrived on a planet that was definitely as cold as Hoth where I was able to barter a new weapon from this small alien. A Ferengi I think it referred itself as. Using the gyroscopes and crystals I was able to salvage I converted this basic and crudely designed Bat'leth into something a bit more familiar
A high ranking official contacted me and whilst their top science teams work on reopening that wormhole back to my Galaxy, for now, I have assigned to a starship. This Federation believe that I can bring a unique perspective to their war with the Empire. Hmm, this all seems quite familiar to me.