Of course they didn't apply here. They all applied down at Einsteins Cafe and picked up some part time work there. You should go down and give them a hearty hello! Doppler's shift starts in about a half hour. He says he loves waiting tables but he goes all red if you mention his PhD. Plancks constantly bringing this up to him so if you see them together best to split them up. Schrödinger normally works the bar but I believe he called out. Somethings up with his cat. No one can tell if is alive or dead! Open the box and give it a shake is what I say! Niels Bohr is filling in for him and he certainly will give you some complementarity drinks for no less than half price. What a kidder! Oh and make sure you try the special. Its Relativity.