This is Brenda Parks on the Federation News Network. Reports have just been confirmed that the U.S.S. Odyssey was attack during her shake down cruise. The brand new I.K.S. Bortas, of the new lead flagship design of the Klingon Empire, has been identified as the culprit. Fortunately, other Starfleet vessels were in the area to support the Odyssey and drive away the Klingon aggressor. We take you Michael Flooren for more on this story.
Thank you Ms. Parks. The good news is that the Odyssey proved herself well against her Klingon counterpart. The bad news is there has been no explanation on how such a large Klingon vessel got into the Sol System! Intelligence reports have just confirmed that the Bortas class cruisers only has an 80% effective cloak. It should not have passed through Starfleet security nets so easily. It has also been confirmed that the Bortas itself was attacked on its shakedown cruise by the U.S.S. Odyssey.... wait, that was confirmed?
Uh, Michael, how can the Odyssey attack the Bortas during its shakedown cruise if the Odyssey was attacked by Bortas during hers? One has to come before the other, so one has to be a false report.
Actually Brenda, Starfleet and Klingon intelligence seem to be bewildered by this one as well. The Klingons have just learned about the attack on the Odyssey. The Federation has denied that it would attack the Bortas in such a crude manner, and the Klingons have stated that if the Bortas had truly attacked, there would be no Odyssey left. What the heck is going on..... Q?
Don't look at me, I just stopped in say it wasn't me this time. Have fun figuring this one out folks!
Could be the Terran Empire, all they'd have to do is change the "I" to "U".
Agree'd I can for some reason just see a TSF crewman assigned the task of painting the "I to the U".
As far as the KDF attack however I see it as a very foolish high ranking klingon that played there hand to early