Lt. Commander
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# 1 Python Trek
02-27-2012, 11:08 AM
(I thought I might help people ease their tensions and laugh a little by making this thread, enjoy)

*the captain and XO of a ship are flying through space, the XO is whistling a bit to himself*

Capt: I spy with my little eye...something beginning with 'S'
Cmdr: Star.
Capt: Mmm-hmm.
Cmdr: I spy with my little eye something that is black.
Capt: Space.
Cmdr: Yeah...*sigh* Oh god I'm bored.
Capt: That's enough of that game; let's play another game. *pause* I know what.
Cmdr: What?

Captain: *reaches down to the comm panel on the seat and activates it* Hello, this is your captain speaking! There is absolutely no cause for alarm!
Cmdr: *cracks up laughing*
Capt: Ok they'll be thinking...*Cmdr reaches to the comm panel* No no no~! Let it sink in. They're thinking...uhh...'What is there absolutely no cause for alarm?'..Ah! The nacelles are on fire. *flips on the comm* The nacelles are not on fire.

Capt: Now they're thinking 'why should he say that' so we say...
Chief Medical Officer: *walks onto the bridge*
Cmdr: Oh oh, how are we doing?
CMO: The crew has stopped doing anything, looking a bit worried. Hang on! Somebody's going into the turbolift!
Capt: Is he there yet?
CMO: The door is!
Cmdr: Right!
Capt: 1...2...3...
Cmdr: Please return to your stations and await further instructions!
CMO: Yes! Here he comes hurrying back up to the bridge! I'll go and do the 'worried walk' now.

Cmdr: Safety regulations!
Capt: Safety regulations!
Cmdr: Please listen carefully. I want to reminder you of some of the safety regulations. In case of emergency it is vitally important to...*kwssssssh kwsssssshhhh kwssssssssh* the warning buzzer sounds! *bzzzzt*
CMO: Great! Great!
Capt: Hey, I've got an idea. You will find your EV suits under your seats.
Cmdr: But they're up...
Capt: Shh! shh! Let them scramble a bit....I'm sorry, you will find your EV suits in the racks above your head. But do not leave your stations!
CMO: Great! Great! That was marvelous!

Cmdr: Goobledygoop!...The scransins above your head are now ready to flange. Please leave your stations and press the emergency photostamps on the back of the stations behind you.
CMO: Marvelous! Milling about, climbing all over the place!
Cmdr: Please find the emergency sprill in the turbolift at the back and release it.
Capt: But do not leave your stations.
CMO: That's got em, back to their stations.

Cmdr: The emergency sprill must be released!
Capt: But do not leave your stations!
Cmdr: Do not panic!
Capt: Tea will now be served!
Cmdr: Put on your EV suits!
Capt: And extinguish all cigarettes.
Cmdr: Please remove the cargo from one bay and move it to the other bay on the other side of the ship!
Capt: Except for antimatter containers.
Cmdr: Which you should sit on!

*all three laugh*

Capt: Have a look~!
CMO:...Hang on.
Cmdr: What?..What, what?
CMO: Hang on...
Cmdr and Capt: What, what?
CMO: They've all jumped out!

*all three laugh even harder*

Capt: you know...I wouldn't be surprised if there was some trouble about this.
Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
# 2
02-27-2012, 02:41 PM
Know where you got it but still its nice to picture John Cleese as the Captain. nice work
Lt. Commander
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# 3
02-27-2012, 04:52 PM
Do the dead parrot sketch... only this time it's a tribble carcass. *LOL*
Lt. Commander
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 120
# 4
02-27-2012, 05:51 PM
I'd considered trying to redo the Cheese Shop sketch with the various weapon varieties, but The Order of the Stick already did another version of it.

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