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# 31
02-29-2012, 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Commadore_Bob
Wouldn't they leave a little bit of a metallic aftertaste? Maybe if I used organic latinum....
Too gooey, and they end up causing feral Ferengi to come out of the woodwork
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# 32
02-29-2012, 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Curii
To miss quote one of those human books:
"We will pass through the Federation patrols, past their tachyon nets, and lay off earth, and perform traditional Klingon opera... while we conduct Torpedo drills. "
He know's his Clancy, he can't be all that bad, I'll answer the door next time he knocks
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# 33
02-29-2012, 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Wolfpack-NZ
He know's his Clancy, he can't be all that bad, I'll answer the door next time he knocks
Film buff. Weirdly, mainly B-movies...

Spot the difference!
Exhibit A
Exhibit B
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# 34
02-29-2012, 04:49 PM
Bring it on crinkle heads. BRING IT ON!!! \o/
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# 35
02-29-2012, 04:49 PM
While you're at it (attacking Bajor and Vulcan), wipe out the Andorians for me. I want my Federation Admiral friends to make Andoria a beach paradise (some terraformers required).

I'll bake you a pie if you wipe out the Dominion for me.
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# 36
02-29-2012, 06:52 PM
You realize of course, this means civil war! Call Picard out of retirement. You're gonna need a French guy for this one.
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# 37
02-29-2012, 08:13 PM
Here is how my cute Klingon character destroyed a whole Federation task force at Regulus.

1. Go into Regulus sector
2. Hey, a Red Alert mission fresh from the oven, lets go!
3. Uh oh, I'm the only Klingon in the mission, the rest are Federation ships
4. Realizing the Feds were rather disorganized and underpowered, I take command of the fleet (Yes, a KDF captain leading a Federation force!)
5. With good teamwork (cruisers skirmish, escorts follow my BoP and strafe), we manage to destroy 4 cubes just within the allocated 15 minutes time
6. Huge unimatrix mothership appears and we have not enough DPS to even keep one shield facing down.
7. Order all Federation ships > Captain (35) to ram the Borg mothership and detonate their warp cores
8 Insert brutal JJ universe style mass kamikaze scene here. Just keep respawning and ram again when the cooldown timer for Abandon Ship or Ramming Speed expires.

9. I didn't explode even once and won the mission

Can I have my pet targ now? :3
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# 38
03-01-2012, 04:53 AM
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Originally Posted by carmenara
Here is how my cute Klingon character destroyed a whole Federation task force at Regulus.

1. Go into Regulus sector
2. Hey, a Red Alert mission fresh from the oven, lets go!
3. Uh oh, I'm the only Klingon in the mission, the rest are Federation ships
4. Realizing the Feds were rather disorganized and underpowered, I take command of the fleet (Yes, a KDF captain leading a Federation force!)
5. With good teamwork (cruisers skirmish, escorts follow my BoP and strafe), we manage to destroy 4 cubes just within the allocated 15 minutes time
6. Huge unimatrix mothership appears and we have not enough DPS to even keep one shield facing down.
7. Order all Federation ships > Captain (35) to ram the Borg mothership and detonate their warp cores
8 Insert brutal JJ universe style mass kamikaze scene here. Just keep respawning and ram again when the cooldown timer for Abandon Ship or Ramming Speed expires.

9. I didn't explode even once and won the mission

Can I have my pet targ now? :3
Ah, the Brannigan Advance.... :p
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# 39
03-01-2012, 04:58 AM
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Ah, the Brannigan Advance.... :p
"You see, the Borg have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them, until they reached their limit and shutdown. Kiff, show them the medal I won."

I need a BOff named Kiff now. :p
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# 40
03-01-2012, 06:19 AM
Meanwhile, the OP's First Officer was quoted saying

"Everyone's trying to leave Earth, and we're the only schmucks trying to get in. "
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